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basketball court

A basketball court or the courts is where guys or girls come together to play a game that involves defense and offense.
We played basketball on the basketball court.
by Shaqqqqqq January 16, 2018
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olive basketball

A game popular with college fraternities, in which it is necessary to have a strong guy enforce the rules:
Everybody gets naked and shoves a pimento-stuffed olive up their asses, then tries to deposit them in a milk bottle on the floor. If the contestant misses the bottle, he has to eat his olive. If he kicks over the bottle, he has to eat everybody's olives.
Hey, dudes, I'm feeling like bored. You know? Uh, let's play some bitchin' olive basketball!
by Harry January 17, 2004
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basketball

African Jump Ball. negro sport involving a basket, a ball, stupid shoes and squeeking around a court
NBA, a league of negros that engage in african jump ball
by Brandy February 23, 2005
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BasketBalls

1. A game in which 3 stoners smoke a bowl, sit on the yellow lines around a basketball goal in a triangular formation. The object of the game is to get the ball without moving from your seat. If the ball is coming towards you, You must grab the ball without leaving your seated position, if you exit the position 1 point is deducted from your score. Everytime you make a goal 1 point is added to your score. You play until one of the players reaches the score 25. Usually you bet bowls on the game. Great Fun, Minimal effort. Quite possibly the best game ever.
Chase:Basketballs, winner receives a bowl from the losers.
SS: Basketballs.
by CallMePeterGriffen December 6, 2009
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basketball

a worthless sport- everything is a foul, there is no way to defend against good offense. u can fake a foul, there are no reviewing. refs make terrible calls. no one remembers all the points, let alone even three quarters. maybe the game winner, but that is it. and free throws... they practice all their life and with no one defending you, u cant put the ball in the whole. so much for professional.
KOBE is the greatest, and without the LAKERS the NBA is worthless
-"I can't believe you are watching such a dumb game of basketball. Why don't you try watching a real sport like hockey!"
by real_sports June 16, 2010
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