The Elias Rude (/bə.ˈnoʊ.boʊ/ or /ˈbɒ.nə.boʊ/; Penis paniscus), formerly called the pygmy chimpanzee and less often, the dwarf or gracile dick, is an endangered small penised ape and one of the two penis-species making up the genus Penis; the other is Penis troglodytes, or the common small-penise-chimpanzee. Although the name "small-penise-chimpanzee" is sometimes used to refer to both penis-species together, it is usually understood as referring to the common small-ass-ick-in-my-mum-chimpanzee, whereas Penis paniscus is usually referred to as the Brazzers account.
by Your Alias November 30, 2016

by Th CD July 25, 2022

Rude by name, and an absolute wrong’un by nature. You can find him drinking a can of hooch, not paying his child support or sneaking away from social gatherings without sayin goodbye. He loves raves, dnb and listening to Miley Cyrus on the sly. Overall, he’s a bit of a prick, but his rude gurl wouldn’t be without him.
Phil: hi, I’m Rude Boi, JD please
Bartender: ok, would you like a single or a double?
Phil: yeah I am actually. By the way, where did you get your glitter from?
Bartender: ok, would you like a single or a double?
Phil: yeah I am actually. By the way, where did you get your glitter from?
by Beany Josh December 16, 2021

This bitch I took home from the bar woke me up the next morning by coating my balls in Icy Hot, Das' Rude.
by ThingsYouDoAtMidnight May 14, 2024

girls who make indirect comments about your bf to his face when you aren’t there. and are just all rounder never nice to him even tho he’s YOUR BOYFRIEND. and also, makes weird comments about him
by swaaaaaaaaaaggg October 19, 2023

by Flurfur December 15, 2020

by Yarandomdude July 25, 2022
