monday roast

A traditional Sunday roast eaten midweek and cooked with as little effort as possible such as re-heating a left over Sunday roast or using ready made items bought at a shop.
Looking for wards to eating a Monday roast.
by Hatter101 December 14, 2015
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Nugget Roast

A unique take on the traditional spit roast where a female amputee, missing both arms and legs, engages in sexual intercourse with two males. One male enters the mouth while the other enters the twat, thus suspending the female between the two like a stuffed pig. The males then proceed to slowly rotate the female as if she was cooking over an open fire.
Al: Hey Finlay, me and Wollman totally nugget roasted that amputee last night.
by Pink sock lollipop November 09, 2018
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roasting a marshmallow

When a large person lays out in the sun or uses a tanning bed to become tan.
My fat sister went to the beach without sunscreen and now she looks like a roasted marshmallow. The girls at the tanning salon were roasting a marshmallow all day in the winter.
by tsintao June 03, 2009
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Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.
Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.
by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018
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roasted western

Bring one cup of feces and one cup urine to a boil in a medium sauce pan and let simmer on medium heat while receiving a blow job. Right before ejaculation, throw the scalding mixture onto the females tits.
"Margie's breast are real gross since Stu gave her the roasted western"
by catarack September 26, 2015
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Roast Chestnuts

Titty-fuck. When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts to achieve orgasm.
The girl was on her period so she sucked my dick and let me roast chestnuts.
by Lilcheeks November 19, 2012
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nut roast

Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.
"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"
by The Great King of Phebes November 25, 2006
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