chubby rudder

word for a fat mans member,

ben got his chubby rudder out, and relised that no one wanted to see it

by benjusthehenchus June 12, 2008

Welcome Reader

Adj. To describe a piece of written work that is so good it is worthy of being prefaced by, "Welcome Reader. You are about to embark on an epic journey through the fabric of the English language."

Dude, that "Welcome Reader" essay you wrote got like an A+++

Obama's "Welcome Reader" speech swung my vote to him.

by IfBOSWT February 3, 2009

penis reader

2 guys having a boner at the same time yet they live far from each other.

Skype conversation: "man mine just got up" "WHAT YOU TOO?!" "penis reader haha"

by korky1318 October 22, 2011

Crusty rudder

A "crusty rudder," not to be confused with a Dutch rudder, describes the sexual act of a male squatting on a female and farting with enough force to produce an audible sound and send tremors through the female's face. In most cases the female contracts conjunctivitis.

Pharmasist: "Kirsten, how may I help you?"
Kirsten: "I need antibiotics for my conjunctivitis."
Pharmasist: "Oh dear! How did this happen, again!?"
Kirsten: "You know how Chris likes those crusty rudder sessions..."

by daniel wolff September 25, 2011

Taint Reader

Someone who can tell the future by reading taints.

So, taint reader, what can you tell me about my future?

Your taint tells me you're about to get your salad tossed!

Your taint tells me you're about to get a tongue in your pussy!

by ExoticTransporter August 25, 2014

Great Reader

Another name for kim jong un, considering he is the only one who can read, that is what the people of north korea call him. another reason he is called "Great Reader" is because that is how all north koreans speak.

Steven: Did you hear? Great reader launched a nuke toward Japan!
Trump: That little sh*t will get his A** whooped.

by the fucks i give May 10, 2017

netflix reader

When you think youve found a good movie on Netflix, with an English title, but it turns out to bd a foreign film with English closed caption!! F-ck!

I thought i found a good movie we havent seen, but it ended up being a Netflix reader...

by Brokedowning/PG May 23, 2018