Beaver prick

a name for someone who is very dumb and very stupid , when you call someone a beaver prick it can be used by a joke and to also be offensive .. is usually not good if one of your friends call you this

shutup you beaver prick!

by adeptsphere November 22, 2016

Urban Pricked

When all of your definitions uploaded to this site get rejected. If you get Urban Pricked, you seriously have bad luck.

Bob:Why do all my UD definitions get rejected?
Jim:How many did you upload?
Bob:50 different definitions since May.
Jim:Wow dude, you really got urban pricked.

by Joe Da Bro June 19, 2013

prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011

prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!

The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

Annoying Prick

Somebody who keeps posting the same goblin shark over and over again as a reaction to things at inappropriate times.

Person one: Oh shit my hamster just got back from the vet and he broke his liver
Person two: (posts goblin shark in chat)
Person one: You’re a bloody annoying prick, go eat a brick

by 3027019374729 March 20, 2023

fiddle pricks

A lament uttered when something (especially string instruments) has been vandalized

"Oh fiddle pricks" yelled the conductor when he heard that someone cut the strings on several violins while they were on break.

by Wildthing October 21, 2012

nob-prick

A person with a split personality and both of them are dicks.

"That Sybil is such a nob-prick"

by Limey_88 September 7, 2009