prick magnet

noun. a person who can never find a nice guy, and only seems to attract douche bags/assholes etc.

Dude 1: Man, I feel sorry for Sarah. She cant ever find a good guy.
Dude 2: Yea, you are so right. She is a prick magnet.

by ihud March 5, 2011

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prick twitch

When your penis suddenly twitches in anticipation of arousal from a stimulus that your eyes prematurely judge as sexy. A perfect example of this is when you’re in the grocery store and you spot a deliciously fat ass waddling down the yogurt aisle. Your prick twitches– but then you realize it’s a grotesque old man!

The other day I was driving past the horse pasture when I got a prick twitch! I looked down and said, “False alarm, buddy.”

by Jack Atrophy August 6, 2022

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prick trick

you can tie your 9 inch cock in a knot when it's flaccid

hey that's an amusing prick trick tying your dick in a knot. but what happens when you pop a rod and blow a load? ouch!!

by burbman1969 November 3, 2020

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Pedaling Prick

A Pedaling Prick is an insult aimed at cyclists. The word "Pedaling' comes from the fact that they have to 'Pedal' in order for the bicycle to move.

Trevor: You think you own the road don't ya, ya pedaling pricks! Stupid outfits and arcane technology don't make you better than me. This country was built by and for the motor car. Go to France with your bicycles!

by IKnowTheLingo July 27, 2023

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prick biscuit

Ron DeSantis. A sad miserable little prick ruining a state because he’s a bitter booger who can’t rock white go-go boots and has delusions of being a big man one day instead of the small hate filled creature he is now.

Did you you see Ol’ pudding fingers Ron DeSantis? He’s such a prick biscuit he thinks slavery helped black people.

by SqueakyMeeps August 15, 2023

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