Is the Pope a Bear?

A combination of two other rhetorical phrases:
Is the Pope Catholic?
And
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Second combination would be:
Does the Pope shit in the woods?

Designed to confuse people who ask stupid questions.

Jonny: "Are we going to eat dinner at 6 tonight?"
Billy: "Is the Pope a bear?"
Jonny: "What?!"

by Ca8o0s3 December 12, 2009

piss off the pope

A transgression so offensive that it would piss off even the most good-natured person.

Andre: “Bob put his mattress outside to air out and somebody stole it!”
Jim: “That would piss off the Pope.”

by jackofsly October 14, 2010

pull a pope

To quit. To leave something before it is finished. To leave prematurely.

Oh man, if that guy in front of me won't stop farting I'm gonna pull a pope and leave.

by strandell February 22, 2013

No Pope

No Homo

Guy 1: "Bro wanna skip around with interlocked arms?"

Guy 2: "Hell yeah, no fucking pope!"

"No Pope"

by NoPope May 16, 2013

anti-pope

Zlad!, #1 Molvanian singer, declared himself this in his hit song.

I am the Anti-Pope, like a lion kills an antelope, like a hammer hits a cantaloupe.

by Heina November 9, 2007

white pope

The bishop of Rome, the successor of St. Peter, the vicar of Jesus Christ, the leader of all Christians in the world.

The Roman Catholic pope is sometimes called the white pope, in distinction to the "black pope" or the "red pope".

by ScottX January 10, 2007

Is the Pope Catholic?

Sarcastic response to another question for which the obvious answer is "yes." See also bear shit in the woods.

"Hey man, do you want a beer?"

"Is the Pope Catholic?"

by Writer@large May 30, 2006