poon splash

when your girl squirts in a bucket/cup and then you poor it on a sleeping persons face.

Yo i woke jimmy up with a poon splash!

by soowooooppp October 21, 2009

poon tuner

controlling the way a girl moans by eating her pussy a certain way

"I didn't like the way my girl moans, so I had to give her a poon tuner"

by TooSmooth August 10, 2012

Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman January 20, 2009

Poon Poon

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.

You put the peen peen in the poon poon.

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

Poon Dong

Ancient 80 year old Chinese gentleman with a Fu Manchu beard looking to get laid, as played by David Carradine in the movie Crank 2: High Voltage.

That Poon Dong is nasty!

by Ricky Verona May 16, 2011

Poon-Laden

1. A female the uses the promise of sex to manipulate and terrorize a man.
2. The woman in a relationship who 'wears the pants' and controls her boyfriend/husband. Control is usually achieved by way of the tactic listed above.

Friend 1 - "Man, Joel's girlfriend is a controlling bitch! She threatened to withhold sex if he came out to play poker tonight."
Friend 2 - "Yeah man, she's a goddamn Poon-Laden"

by oShun May 28, 2006