Poof

The name of the greatest lawyer in the Chicago land area. When he is not in court you are able to find him at Toms place the local bar, on the golf course with the men, or out with Tobin his old college roommate. The legend got his nickname because of his famous hair style that one can not describe.

Did you see poof today? Yeah he was out getting hammered with Tobin on the golf course.

by Poofjr. March 17, 2017

Poof

That gross ass dirt weed that smells like ass. Smoke 100 bowls and you wouldn’t even get buzzed. Usually from the sketchy dealer or weird kid.

Fuck dude this shits some “poof” I’ve smoked 6 bowls I ain’t even high and it taste like shit.

by Tberko05 May 15, 2022

Poof guava

Having gone down on your girl, and she doesn't tell you she is on her period. You have probably consumed copious of alcohol and not realized your face is covered in blood. Its a bonus if you have a flat mate and when you walk out the room (with that cheeky grin that you just got laid) and your flat mate see's you.

(Flat mate) He/she would respond, "Ha ha, you've been poof guava'd".

Looking in the mirror, and seeing the clown makeup of the joker that you didn't see coming -"poof guava".

by #wordplay September 14, 2017

Poof

Used as a disparaging term for an effeminate or homosexual male.

5 Poofs 2 Pianos

by Maaddaann November 15, 2010

Poof

Joe Bebendorf.

Joe Bebendorf is a poof.

by anonymous August 5, 2023

tweedle poof

A homosexual/ gay man who is very effiminate

See that guy over there in the lime green shirt? What a tweedle poof.

by warewolf56 March 7, 2017

Poof Diggity

what you tell your kid when they ask where they came from. with no other context.

“Wait so what happened after I left the party??”

“....dude. Poof diggity.”

by Miss Poof August 18, 2020