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polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.
polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.
by Knight0wl March 2, 2014
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Polishgrader

1. Someone who grades someone else masturbation video techniques on-line.
2. Someone who masturbates the rough way.
3. To masterbate with a cheese grader.
1.I Was out of lube and have calla Sus from working, now that's some polishgrading shit.
2.I Was so honey I had to masterbate now, but I had cotton mouth from smoking too much dope. I polishgraded my dick that sits still sore.
3. This sluts pussy was so tore up it was like fucking a cheese grader.
4. I was on the web the other day and these sluts turned me on so good I had to polishgrade them.
5. Someone contacted me the other day saying some shit that he was a polishgrader, what does that mean?
by jaymoz June 16, 2014
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Polish Gas Mask

The act of cupping your hand over your butt when farting, and then covering an unsuspecting person's nose and mouth with a handful of stank ass. The Polish reference being that a gas mask is supposed to filter harmful toxins, not contain them within the mask, defeating the purpose of a gas mask.
I felt a steamer building up so I reached around, let it rip, and gave my girlfriend a Polish gas mask and she almost gagged.
by Masthead716 December 16, 2016
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polish litter box

As someone is taking a shower, you proceed to sneak into the bathroom and take a nice shit. And don't flush it!
Tylers in the shower, I'm gonna leave him a Polish litter box!
by Mr. Arthur January 25, 2017
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Polish Mimosa

"Hey barkeep, gimme a vodka and orange please."
"ahh the ol polish mimosa eh?
by travel chicken March 17, 2017
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Polish Gas Chamber

When you are driving your car, you lock the windows, turn the heater to high, and then fart, trapping it and all your passengers forcing them to sniff your extra hot ass air.
After enchiladas and several yeasty beers last night I decided my fart sniffing family would also like to enjoy some hot farts so I locked the windows on the car, turned up the heater to high, and executed them using a Polish Gas Chamber.
by J MaxJ Max March 19, 2017
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polishing the apple

Trying to win someone's favor.

This is a slang term or idiom that originated in the early 20th Century.
You could probably get a salary bump by polishing the apple a little more with your boss.
by goldeneyedmomma June 7, 2017
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