Flag Polling

Intensely masturbating while inserting the pole of an American flag to assert territory for the United States into the urethra.

Joe: Don't you ever just want to stick a flag down your urethra?
Terry: Yeah I was flag polling last night.

by SlavicPimp February 10, 2017

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Marco polling

What Michele said.

T and I don't know what Marco polling is.

by StevenMc7878 April 18, 2018

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box pollen

Slang term for a yeast infection

"Yo, did you sleep with Janis?"

"Nahh dude she's got a bad case of the box pollen."

by Krustwad June 6, 2018

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Walking around aimlessly looking for an adventure, while singing badly to Justen Timberlake's song Can't stop the feeling. Evidently finding nothing interesting and having to return to the boring little shit you came from and be miserable and depresso.. ;(

Last night Tim and I were so drunk we were shit polliwoging around the block at 3am in the morning.

by BonnerTonner6969 July 2, 2018

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Fish Polling

When you attach a string to a really nasty dildo and you shove it 6.66 inches inside the most putrid smelling vagina you can buy off the corner, on a muggy Friday afternoon around 6:00 pm.

John spends his Friday afternoons Fish Polling with his mother, Jane.

by Jerenity Muntle The 69th August 3, 2018

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getting polled

Originally referenced in Sheck Wes’s breakout freestyle single Mobamba. “Getting polled” is a threat to those fucking around, equivalent to the act of being forcibly sodomized with a poll.

Buddy if you keep fucking around, your ass gon’ get polled.

Well the last thing I want is to be getting polled.

by Who12344321 January 1, 2019

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