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polish funhouse

To gather a group of 6 - 8 naked - eastern european men in a room that is no larger than 6 foot x 6 foot and is windowless. Occupants of said room then from a circle in which they are positioned one behind another. The aforementioned men then grip the nutsack of the man to their front (using right hand) and use left hand to collect fresh shit from their own poophole. The man who succumbs to the pain of nutsack squezzing first must then consume the shit of all others using only a bendy straw.
Igor and friends must have completed another polish funhouse.....his breath smelled like a piece of corn laden shit
by Asstard the Incredible May 8, 2011
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Goggle-Polisher

(from Steampunk motif of brass goggles)

- Late adopter of a scene who commonly gets credit for exemplying it through the use of a single, high-concept visual symbol, ie, brass goggles, anatomical corsets.
Characterized by simultaneous need to be identified with, and deep resentment of, the innovators of the trend they emulate. Self-image dependent on imaginary placement in percieved hierarchy of originality.
Often deliberately and defensively ignorant about true roots of their chosen aesthetic scene; more often just unaware.

Not to be confused with Babelfish Travelers.

Predessors include Drugstore Cowboy, Parking-Lot DeadHead and "Camp" Follower.
"Man, I haven't seen so many skeleton corsets since my sister's sorority went to the '07 Decembrist's show. Goggle-polishers for days.
by Charisma Resistant October 22, 2008
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polish plow

The sexual act of having intercourse with a female in the doggy style position, then as you are about to ejaculate you swipe the females arms from underneath her and drive forward with her head on the ground and scream "PLOW." When done correctly, carpet burn is present on the females face.
Guy 1: "What's with your girls face?"
Guy 2: " oh. We tried the polish plow last night."
by My dick is large February 12, 2014
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peep polish

When you don't have time to paint all your toes before going out, so you only do those ones that will peep out the toes of your shoes.
"I hope I don't have to take my shoes off at this Japanese restaurant, I only had time for a peep polish."
by redsoles May 8, 2010
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Polished Turd

A old, beat down, overall crappy truck, modified with big rims and lifts to look cool despite to overall lackluster look of the rest of the vehicle, most commonly drive by highschool students in the south.
Evans 04’ Silverado is a real nice Polished Turd
by BubbaGumppy February 23, 2021
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The Poland Polisher

When you ejaculate on a bald head and use your discharge as polish.
I use The Poland Polisher on my dad to keep him looking clean.
by RandomUser03737 June 4, 2021
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ankle polisher

Lani was an ankle polisher who would greet me at the door every day when I came home from work.
by mwalimu February 26, 2008
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