Mashed potatoes

Mashed potatoes is your brain when you’ve smoked too much weed and you forget random shit. Or when you just feel dumb.

You: Where tf are my keys?!
Me: Where’d you leave it last?
You: idk
Me: Mashed potatoes, smoke some more!

by Cancel unsubscribe April 13, 2021

PP Potatoes

The fucking cool kids. Don’t mess with these bitches.

Kid: Hi
PP Potatoes: Get the fuck away

by Tickerateeeee April 14, 2021

Mashed potatoes

mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.

Hey Bro, did you know that mashed potatoes are just Irish guacamole.
Bro, what the fuck

by concon15 October 28, 2021

Night Potatoes

Mashed potatoes you eat at night to help you fall asleep.

I was feeling jittery so I made some “night potatoes” to watch Dawson’s Creek with, in hopes I’d fall asleep sooner than later.

by candiedbones November 8, 2021

Butt Potatoes

Verb

1. The act of defecation

2. The need to defecate

Oh man, I'm making butt potatoes tonight

by LemonySnickets November 14, 2021

Trish potatoes

A mean nice person. Loves potatoes. Xiao simp. WE LOVE ENZO😍 not really energetic but yeah it's ok

Trish potatoes is good friend sometimes bad. We have our bad times. Trish Is a girl that is not caring at first but can be caring sometimes. It depends on her mood. Out of all she is nice today

by Kuniscara March 23, 2022

winter potatoes

cold potatoes.

The winter potatoes got cold.

by Debskelly1985 March 12, 2023