super platonic

When you have sex and use two condoms.

We're just hookin' up; in fact we keep it super platonic.

by andrewk_az June 5, 2011

Platonic Crush

The intense desire to follow someone on social media sites while resisting the temptation to add them as friends.

Someone told me she had been following my Facebook feeds over a year. I sent her a friend request, but she politely declined. She messaged me that was not the direction she wished to take. I think she has got a platonic crush on me.

by BabuGeorge September 17, 2017

Platonic Irony

n. (Pluh/tawn/ick*Eye/ron/ee)

Of Neolithic origin; Derived from Platonica


Hitting on someone on the internet just to tell them no, yes, no, yes, later.


see also: -plato, n.; -platonica, n.

"That was some platonic irony."

by FelixTheCatt June 23, 2008

plutonic

Plates that U can not see...

I can not see those Plutonic plates right over there.

by Sabian June 3, 2004

Michael platonic simp

This is against the law, you will be sent to a metal facility

"Oh you are a Michael platonic simp"

"Better pack you bags"

by Besticreaming June 13, 2021

plutonic fail

The highest degree of fail. If you or you know of someone that has reached this level, please shoot them.

Bob: YES! My Star Wars action figure set is complete!
*Cat comes in and chews action figures*

Jeff: Plutonic Fail...

by Addoe March 7, 2009

plutonised

To be excluded or no longer part of something you've been in for quite some time, expecially if its due to size.

Comes from the disqualification of pluto as a planet.

raymond: whys michelle crying?
jeremy: is it cause of drama?
raymond: oh. cause she no one could see her up on stage.
irene: yeah. shes been plutonised.

by jyx3 May 25, 2010