pigshit

(noun)
1. The shit of the pig, to be distinguished from other shits, as of birds or bulls (see Birdshit; Bullshit).
2. That dirty ass kid on your couch that's been playing video games for three days.

1. There's pigshit in my shoes--fuck!
2. Get that pigshit in the bath.

by Jared A. G. October 17, 2007

pig's arse

1. A lie.
This expression is commonly used in Australia to express disbelief.

"Pig's arse you've got a date with Paris Hilton".

by Tears Forum Admin February 9, 2006

Pigskinning

The sexual act of two people taking a football and shoving it between their anuses. Both people then in turn push as hard as they can, trying to penetrate the other with the football. The person who penetrates the other stands up with arms up yelling 'TOUCHDOWN!' as they run away.

John: Do you wanna try pigskinning tonight?

Frank: Nah, last time when I lost I was sore for a week.

by Jesus Crisco August 4, 2014

in a pig's ass

A way of saying that something is very unlikely or will never happen. Polite version is in a pig's eye, which is used in mixed company.

Typical white kid at VEHS: "OMG I am so cool coz I can rap and I listen to Lil Wayne!!!1one1!

Me: "In a pig's ass you are! And Lil Wayne eats my nutsack!"

Dubya, after Hurricane Katrina in 2005: "You're doing a heck of a job, Brownie!" (referring to FEMA director Michael Brown."

New Orleans resident: "In a pig's ass he is! My house is flooded, we're stuck on our roof and my kids haven't eaten in days!

by your testicles July 26, 2010

Pigskin

An oval shaped ball used in American and Canadian football. These balls were originaly made from pigskin.

Lets go pass around the pigskin.

by left4ded April 13, 2005

plug the pig's ass

To "plug the pig's ass" is to set in motion a chain of events which will result in an unfortunate, disastrous or hilarious outcome to the person plugging the pig's ass.

in slang: to plug the pig's ass is to fuck yourself over

If Jim were to screw his boss' wife and then brag about it at work, we could say:
"Jim really plugged the pig's ass on that one!"

by krimsen January 16, 2005

pig's arse

A phrase used to voice disagreement with anothers assertion or action.

One might say to someone trying to push into a queue, "Pig's arse, back of the line!"

by David_L August 27, 2006