by Dr.Drey July 26, 2008
Get the persian mug.This one cannot be done alone. You must first gather a bunch of your friends. Then you must find Sloptimus Prime. Once you have obtained Sloptimus tie her legs to the head board of a bed. Have all of your friends blow a nut inside of Sloptimus. The one who is the father 9 months fater looses.
Russ: I got bad new....Sloptimus Prime called, remember that game of Persian Carpet Roulette we played 9 months ago... looks like Doc is the father. Doc: But it looks like Mike. Randy: It kinda looks like Russ. Mike: Lets go on Maury and pray its not a freakish mix of all of us.
by Rush Mayhem IV December 10, 2009
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Fresh off the boat aka a persian who is lost im America and still takls persian and has an accent on their English words like saying deh instead of THE the geeger a persian is the more fob they are. Some1 with a lot of antiques. if you can house a pound of pesteh and tokhmeh in an hour..fob. if you or your dad have huge takhtenar competitions and they all crowd around and yell at eachother when they make a bad move, or make a move FOR them. those people who come up to u kiss you on both cheeks and tell you how much you've grown are fobs. somebody who cant go an english sentence without putting a persian word in the mix. somebody who has noon-o-paneer every morning on their way to eschool and their kolfat knows what all that means. some1 who has too much pride to shave their mustache (boys and girls) and wax ther arms (girls). Some1 who talks about how good of ghormeh sabzee they had last nite. some1 who calls their grandparents baba joon, or maman jun. if ur name is parviz, jamshid, jahansha, amir, moshgan, moshdeh, mahasti, faramarz, kambiz, faranaz, or anything that makes an amricay laugh ur a guarenteed fob.
lunch:
amricay- what the fuck is that?
persian- its uhhh this stew (khoresht)
amricay- it smells like shit u fuckin persian fob
amricay- what the fuck is that?
persian- its uhhh this stew (khoresht)
amricay- it smells like shit u fuckin persian fob
by parviz December 11, 2008
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Persians are divided into 3 groups, Northern,Central and Southern.
Northern Persians cannot even be called true Persians and tend to be Armenian,Greek,french and roman(ancient Italian). Their characteristics include brown hair, brown/chestnut reddish eyes, brown hair, lightly tanned skins, tall, little to no fat at a young age and have straight hair when short, but curier when longer. the ones with medium/light brown hair cannot be called persians at all, if anything they are armenians.
Central Persians are a mix of northern and southern, they are a lighter version of southerns. And have black hair, and also tend to be shorter (around 5'2) but have darkish skin, a mix bewtween very dark and northern dark.
Southern Persians have jet black hair, very dark skin (almost Indian brown) are short, have little to no fat on them, and are what are considered "Pure Blooded Persians". Southern Persians have a hate for northerns, and vice versa, throughout history the town of "Tabriz" a christian town, was attacked by southern Persians, the northerns had a weapon called "Greek fire" which they used to burn out the southern's food supply and they retreated to the central, which the northerns retaliated and took during the revolution before the Iran/Iraq war. Which resulted in the mixing and the birth of "Central Persians"
Even though Iran is geographically split into east and west, ethnically it is split in north,central,south. And to this day Northern Persians dislike southern Persian, and southern Persians dislike norther Persians.
Persians are divided into 3 groups, Northern,Central and Southern.
Northern Persians cannot even be called true Persians and tend to be Armenian,Greek,french and roman(ancient Italian). Their characteristics include brown hair, brown/chestnut reddish eyes, brown hair, lightly tanned skins, tall, little to no fat at a young age and have straight hair when short, but curier when longer. the ones with medium/light brown hair cannot be called persians at all, if anything they are armenians.
Central Persians are a mix of northern and southern, they are a lighter version of southerns. And have black hair, and also tend to be shorter (around 5'2) but have darkish skin, a mix bewtween very dark and northern dark.
Southern Persians have jet black hair, very dark skin (almost Indian brown) are short, have little to no fat on them, and are what are considered "Pure Blooded Persians". Southern Persians have a hate for northerns, and vice versa, throughout history the town of "Tabriz" a christian town, was attacked by southern Persians, the northerns had a weapon called "Greek fire" which they used to burn out the southern's food supply and they retreated to the central, which the northerns retaliated and took during the revolution before the Iran/Iraq war. Which resulted in the mixing and the birth of "Central Persians"
Even though Iran is geographically split into east and west, ethnically it is split in north,central,south. And to this day Northern Persians dislike southern Persian, and southern Persians dislike norther Persians.
by Origin Of Races February 28, 2009
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Ebrahim lay with woman who peed in his bed then fells asleep making Ebrahim mad so Ebrahim gives her Persian Eyebrow so that she don't look so good next morning and then gives high five to him broshas Smithim and Arsemanimim.
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by Infuscos August 17, 2008
Get the Persian mug.Your average Persian thinks of him/her self as the most beautiful people, but in reality they are nothing more than desert monkies.
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