Perculating while ur ovulating

To have sexx while ur on ur period

Example 1 : "don't be perculating while ur ovulating!"

example 2 : "are you gonna be perculating thiss weekend??"
"yeaa but I'm ovulating."
"ohh so you gone be perculating while ur ovlutaing?"
"pretty muchh!"

by Bombbiiiee January 19, 2010

Percussive Maintenance

from the word Percussion-to strike sharply
and Maintenance -to fix
Usually a quick sharp slap to the back of another's head.
usually delivered to stop said person in their tracks so as not to continue their stupid chatter or activity.
Also usefull if one can see stupidity approaching..one can administer some "Percussive Maintenance to stop it before it stops.

Joe strikes out with a lady at the bar.
Next day Fred starts to tell friends about it.
Joe delivers some 'Percussive Mantenance' to the back of Fred's head.
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Little Johnny is throwing a temper tantrum...'Percussive Maintenance' is good here too

by Mike B--[laffinman] September 17, 2005

Perd

A slang term for what one would describe as a "redneck". Also used as a name for friends.

Did you see that perd got new whips on his Ford?" "I heard Ashley is dating that perd. What a lucky perd nugget!

by Perdnugget June 2, 2011

Pedu

1. A whore or slutty women,tasteless bitch and/or lame

Hey lets go out to see some "pedus"

by Justin Kredible November 17, 2006

chinese mushroom pendulum swing

an aesthetically based sexual maneuver in which the performer squats , wraps his arms around his legs and uses them to propel his body in a circular motion therefore creating a swinging of the penis and nutsack in a 360 degree swing. can be shortened to c.m.p.s for quicker use.

you: "man that chick last night was so hot how did you manage to fuck her?"

Me: i just did a chinese mushroom pendulum swing and she was so impressed with my technique, she had no choice

by anton enus November 25, 2009

perculate

A word rappers often use but truthfully, it doesn't mean a damn thing.

Idiot: Let's get it perculatin' ma.
Girl: What does that mean anyway?!
Idiot: Good question!

by Clayton K August 15, 2005

perdeep

A person who will be a dick at times but often changes his mood! He can be the biggest drama queen in the world, but can sulk as well. Perdeep will support his friends at all times. You wouldnt want to lose perdeep if you found him

Hey! You must know loving Perdeep

by itsmejaz_xx November 26, 2017