Pedo

Some twisted fuck how likes kiddies!

Lochlann is pedo he watches the kiddies as they come bouncing out of school and he has 1000 inch bonner as he does it

by Cheeky nando's 72 December 7, 2021

pedo pellet

Weathers originals, often carried about by lonely pensioners to swipe unsuspecting children with the delicious confectionery.

The old man stocked up on pedo pellets for his walk through the park.

by Big jock December 19, 2023

pedo

my best friend i love pedos

i saw a ton of pedos the other day i loved playing with them

by anonymous September 23, 2022

al pedo

An Argentinean way to say you don't have anything to do. Or when a thing doesn't have a purpose.

Example: estoy al pedo querés venir un rato.

Or: está materia está al pedo, no aprendemos nada

by Solcidf June 28, 2018

Pedo

A pedo ( peadophile ) is someone that wears socks to bed

Being pedo is not acceptable behaviour

by Fuckyursocks August 2, 2020

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

El Pedo

Anybody who name is Mark, drives a Blue car is known as an El Pedo. Sometimes they can be seen driving around with an ice-cream truck trying to attract little girls/boys in the truck.

What goes on in the truck?
Nobody knows, these children has gone missing after.....
Typically their mortal enemy is a girl with an A at the start of their name.

El PEDO!

by Innocentboy2001 May 5, 2023