trey parker

Pretty much the coolest/smartess person in the world. The only person who could even come close is to his awesomeness is Matt Stone.

Trey Parker is pretty much cooler than you

by BrennaShae January 2, 2006

the rosa parker

when you tell a woman to do something and she wont do it i.e. sitting in the back, you smack her around until she obeys

Taylor: "my girl never does anything"
Alex: "Well then just give her the rosa parker"

by yelsom8 March 15, 2008

Parker Kenpo

A style of kenpo karate created by Mr.Parker. Compared to other styles it's relatively young. The defense techniques are based on the predetermined actions of the attacker. Some people think that parker kenpo is "safe" because it the techniques have a check system unlike some other arts where the first or second strike must take down the opponent.

Parker kenpo is a very good martial art.

by BklynKnight January 22, 2005

Parker Pearson

A big fucking pussy who wants to get an ass kicking..

Man this kid was such a parker.. he thought he was tough as shit but got his ass kicked by wylie

by Parkers Owner May 31, 2004

Sanlam Parker

Sanlam Shukran Aafwan Laa MinFadlik Parker Aka, Apesex Sweat Boy. He has the nicest bum in Bosch and is chysing a girl that has put him in the friend zone

Holy crap! That guy is so sweaty at that game! Must be Sanlam Parker!

by Ghende August 24, 2021

parker vale

When you cum, gurgle it, and then spit it out to re uses it as lube.

Hey man, you want to come to a movie?

Nah, I'm gonna spend my night doing a parker vale.

by TimesAreToughMan April 18, 2020

Parker Workman

Parker is that kid that always asks if you are riding the bus. He has 2 brothers, one of them is *theoretically* bad at baseball.

Parker workman plays the ABC game

by ianboomer October 11, 2019