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Twitter Parents by pfi February 17, 2015
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Crow Parents
Crows are intelligent birds who have mastered the art if solving problems. Humans are baffled by their intelligence, the more they learn about them the more intriguing they seem. They're attentive, territorial and extremely protective of their craftly built nests. The nest is guarded until the young crow fledge to fend for themselves. Bear in mind that crows are not vicious fiends bound for havoc, but merely dedicated and protective parents trying to defend the young from vultures which includes the human race and are gutless to face the parents, so they target the vulnerable.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!
Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
If someone does tamper with their young, the crows will instantly hover over them flying backwards and forth whilst angrily screaming CAW! CAW! CAW!..waiting for the appropriate time to dive bomb their head. They peck at their eyes, scratch their forehead with their high speed wings and violently peck at their head. It's an unpleasant experience which does require medical assistance. So, if you know what's good for you, stay away!
Be warned though, crows are weary of potential predators spying n them, so they have a few tricks up their wings which will delude you, so don't be surprised if a nest location you were certain of just turns out to be a ruse.
Crow Parents by Her Royal Crowness February 7, 2018
evil parents
Just your typical every day parents you know yelling at you all the time, making you do all the chores in the house, yelling at you because u have a B in 3 classes and all A’s in others. Telling you your not good enough, stuff like that. Making you so pissed off you want to scream and cuss them out and baracade yourself in your room forever.
evil parents by Yasss Queen November 6, 2018
Sugar parents
"Sugar parents" phrase : A wealthy family with lots of money to spend on sponsoring a child that's not theirs so they can fill the hole their problematic marriage has left in their soul.
"I need money but I really don't have enough stamina for a sugar daddy "
" Just convince the Kardashians to be your sugar parents instead"
" Just convince the Kardashians to be your sugar parents instead"
Sugar parents by Imjaredim19andineverlearnedhow December 14, 2019
mexican parents
mexican parents by ursidebitch September 14, 2020
Divorced parents gang
Group of kids from Nicollet, MN that have divorced parents
Basically run the entire town because of the rough childhood they endured
Basically run the entire town because of the rough childhood they endured
“Woah you’re not apart of the divorced parents gang, you must think you’re privileged”
“My mom just cheated on my dad, can’t wait to be apart of the divorced parents gang”
“My mom just cheated on my dad, can’t wait to be apart of the divorced parents gang”
Divorced parents gang by Cat69er November 10, 2020
National Parents Burn In Hell Day
This event falls on February 10
It’s a day where you can be as angry at your parents as you want. They ruin our lives? They can go to hell!
It’s a day where you can be as angry at your parents as you want. They ruin our lives? They can go to hell!
“Hey Mary did you know its National Parents Burn In Hell Day?”
“No I did not! That’s awesome, my parents are assholes”
“No I did not! That’s awesome, my parents are assholes”
National Parents Burn In Hell Day by Spongecake10 February 4, 2021