Clam pad

When you have clam chatter you need a clam pad to quiet it down so not to disturb others.

Paul had the boss so loose she was embarrassed to walk around work from all that clam chatter. So she had to use a clam pad to quiet things up down there.

by Clamer October 21, 2016

G-Pad

Grandparents house or Pad.

We are going to G-Pad. Do you want to go to your G-Pad?

by Nanu B June 15, 2016

SOS Pad

SOS pad - an old lady’s pubic hair because of the appearance and texture

The GILF had an SOS Pad when I removed her panties.

by Pancreas Man January 09, 2018

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 14, 2011

Pad digging

The awkward moment when you have to gral down your pants to fix your pad

I'm sorry I have to go pad digging

by Evil pad man July 18, 2018

Giggle Pad

The gusset of a pair of womans knickers.

Her skirt was so short I could see her giggle pad.

by sanitylost March 26, 2009

Brillo Padding

The act of rubbing your afro on another person with the intent of tickling/ annoying them.

"My boyfriend was brillo padding me and it tickled so much that I cried"

by shmoo_kitty October 05, 2013