The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.
by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021
Get the Paddy Timemug. by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021
Get the Paddy Wagon Pointsmug. The sacred act of dropping a long, heavy-duty dump on work time — the kind that echoes, steams, and might legally qualify as a biohazard.
Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Derived from “Paddy” — short for cow pat, as in a big, steaming slab of shit — and “poundcaking”, the process of packing it in thick. Together, they form a majestic union of paid time-wasting and gastrointestinal warfare.
Boss: “Where’s Nathan?”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
Worker: “He must be dropping another Paddy Poundcake. Been gone since smoko.”
by The Real Detective July 30, 2025
Get the Paddy Poundcakemug. A person incapable of holding intelligent conversation, normally seen in a business meeting scenario where any sound or word uttered is met with disbelief from his/her colleagues as it does not normally pertain to the subject of the meeting.
Meeting attendee: "I wanted to mow my lawn on Sunday but my grass was too short"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
Chairman of meeting, muttering under his breath "for god's sake, he's such a paddy-waggler"
by MacKenzie's Gang August 19, 2018
Get the Paddy-wagglermug. When the Irish pub closes and you're drunk, broke and following an Irish backpacker back to the hostel in the hope of free booze and getting laid with them, or their fellow travellers
by ^^!$#@ February 19, 2022
Get the Paddy's Shadowmug. A big fuck off/great gurt fucking angle grinder used for cutting big bits of metal or a Norfolk lasses pubes
Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)
Typically ran on petrol they sound like two stroke motorbikes and are used by gyppos who need to compensate for their lack of testicles (Paddy’s Motorbike because they’re Irish you see)
Shaaaaag get the paddy’s motorbike out to trim that box section will ya?
Alright Johnboi as you say!
Alright Johnboi as you say!
by Shaaaaaaag December 3, 2022
Get the Paddy’s Motorbikemug.