G-Pad

Grandparents house or Pad.

We are going to G-Pad. Do you want to go to your G-Pad?

by Nanu B June 15, 2016

SOS Pad

SOS pad - an old lady’s pubic hair because of the appearance and texture

The GILF had an SOS Pad when I removed her panties.

by Pancreas Man January 09, 2018

piddle-padding

The act of rubbing your dick on everything.

"Ozzy was piddle-padding all around your bed and I just wanna know if he's been washed because I don't wanna get AIDs"
"What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair??"
"RollAIDS"
hahahaha

by ChinChilla Cilla April 07, 2011

Comment padding

When a person engages in commenting on their own Facebook status for the sole purpose of padding the "Comment" tally.

Mario was totally comment padding on Facebook yesterday after nobody thought his status was as clever as he thought it was.

by eightiesrule January 14, 2011

Pad digging

The awkward moment when you have to gral down your pants to fix your pad

I'm sorry I have to go pad digging

by Evil pad man July 18, 2018

Giggle Pad

The gusset of a pair of womans knickers.

Her skirt was so short I could see her giggle pad.

by sanitylost March 26, 2009

cautionary pad

A cautionary pad is one that you wear when your period is basically over but you're too scared not to wear one in case bloody pussy juice gets all on you

I can't have sex today I need to wear my cautionary pad

by sjcwefcjvneaonvea May 18, 2015