pumpkin sex

when two fat/obese people have sex and/or attempt to have sex (even be means of "the oral nature." thank you Bill Clinton).

That elephant-like woman (Roseanne) and that 350-pound man (John Goodman) are going to try to rock the bed springs all night long by having pumpkin sex if one of them does not have a heart attack on the way home.

pumpkin sex by Ry Walsh May 4, 2008

pumpkin wand

another name for the penis

He slew twenty maidens with his pumpkin wand.

pumpkin wand by Willis Puffington December 19, 2006

pumpkin greed 

(noun) The insatiable craving to find the biggest pumpkin in the lot, following the motto "bigger is better", when shopping for a pumpkin to make into a jack-o-lantern; The rapid scramble to compete with other customers and snatch up the biggest pumpkin in the lot before someone else spots it.

When we went picking pumpkins at the pumpkin patch yesterday, I developed a bad case of pumpkin greed, rabidly and anxiously making sure nobody else found a bigger pumpkin than I.

OR

Although my pumpkin was weighed to be a whopping 30 pounds, my pumpkin greed was not satisfied...so I strived to find one even bigger.

OR

Becca, why do you always have to grab the biggest pumpkin in the lot? You have a bad case of pumpkin greed and it hurts my back when I'm always the one stuck carrying the giant pumpkin out!

pumpkin greed by Beetle Becca January 22, 2009

pumpkin bandit 

The act of stealing ones pumpkin, smashing it, and then returning it to its rightful owner in the same spot where it was stolen from. One must then remain anonymous of the act that has been committed.

The pumpkin was stole from her desk, smashed, and returned. It must have been the pumpkin bandit.

pumpkin bandit by pmkinbandito October 21, 2010

pumpkin muffin 

When a female receives cunnilingus after getting filled with semen from one or more men.

I just gave your mom a 10 man pumpkin muffin.

She's your mom too sis...

pumpkin muffin by Willow Killmeister October 13, 2013

Pumpkin butter 

A hot, orange, mushy, and formless bowel movement.

After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.

Pumpkin butter by Sean1331 March 12, 2019

Pumpkin 2.0 

An invention by a fictional character known as "Yellow Face" engineered for "the best Jack-o-lantern experience"

Pumpkin 2.0 is very pumpkiny. I mean, pumpconic

Pumpkin 2.0 by AnonymousP134$3 December 21, 2020