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Bi-plane

What you'll say to your bird if flying costs keep going up.
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 22, 2003
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snakes on a plane

A penis on a plane, coined by Kanye West in the song "Good Life" off of his 2007 album "Graduation," playing off the title of the Samuel Jackson movie "Snakes on A Plane."

Lyrics:

Have you ever popped champagne on a plane
While getting' some brain
Whipped it out, she said "I never seen snakes on a plane"
Idiot 1: Dude, that flight attendent is hot
Idiot 2: Yeah, I think I'll show her my version of snakes on a plane.
by TheTallOne October 3, 2007
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Snakes on a Plane

Template phrase to describe any problem whereby which any presence of an animal or thing in a particular place or connected to a particular object results in ridiculous excess, usually with the implication that the excess is a tremendous problem for which there is no easy solution.

The word "snakes" can be substituted with almost anything, and the word "plane" can be any place or vehicle or large-enough object.

The prepositional phrase "on a" may be substituted if necessary, but should normally remain the only constant, as the "animal ON A place/vehicle/object" grammatical structure is what references the movie and indicates the absurdity of the problem.
Template phrase = "Snakes on a Plane."

Ant-infested bathroom = "Ants on a Bathroom."

Tarantula attacks someone on a dorm hall stairway = "Spiders on a Staircase"

A garbage can or recycling bin unauthorized for such purposes nevertheless contains bio-hazardous material = "Germs on a Trash Can"

Someone's attic proves to be a breeding ground for an army of houseflies = "Flies on an Attic"
by BulldozerBegins November 6, 2008
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Snakes on a Plane

Part of a new cult religion's practices, in which they praise Samuel Jackson, because he created a godly beer. It'll getcha drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time!! You might even fight a nigga or two!! MMMM MMMM BITCH!!!
How's it taste motherfucka?!?!?
The people eat snakes while on a plane shooting bullets even though they are in the air and will damage the plane.
Use of snakes on a plane...

Man:MMMMM, this beer is good, I think I'l go fuck that fat chick while I eat this deep fried snakes on this muthafucking plane.
Fat Chick: OH, fuck me, fuck me, and pass another pound of the snakes and I need another beer.
Man: Sure baby, just let me shoot another round at the floor of the plane... Nigga bring it on.
Samuel L. Jackson: There are mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane mother fucker.
by devilious donut September 9, 2006
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snakes on a plane

The only food that can truly satisfy the hunger of titans such as Mr.T and Chuck Norris.
Chuck: Excuse me waiter, do you have any Snakes on a Plane?

Waiter: Sorry sir, im afraid we only have snails in a convertable.

Chuck: That is Unacceptable!!! (an explosion of sheer anger destroyed the restaurant and Chuck went to chill at Mr.T's for some snakes on a muthafvckin plane)

R.I.P to the restaurant of inadequacy
by Steve "The Don" Patulls September 10, 2006
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snakes on a plane

an acceptance of the uncontrolable.
"I'm sorry about your grandma dying, are you okay?"
"Yeah...I kind of went off by myself, drove around, and snakes on a plane'd it over. I'm cool now."
by Bailey Sharp September 9, 2006
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snakes on a plane

S.O.A.P. (Snakes On A Plane)- lip sass backtalk bsattitudeshade
Don't give me no soap (snakes on a plane)!
by HAJohn September 18, 2008
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