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Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN
He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead
by Jkprecision October 12, 2023
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baby keem pipeline

Also known as the "destroy lonely pipeline".

This is an effect where future rappers and artists (or children of rappers) upload gaming content before they make it in the music industry.

Spouts from Baby Keem having formerly played Minecraft before dropping songs.
Saint West is bout to be part of the baby keem pipeline, he dropped COD gameplay
by DrShamrock September 2, 2024
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East Albanian Pipeline

(n.) The act in which you take a vacuum, and insert in said love ones asshole, removing the shit from their intestines and draining them entirely.
Dude, would you be interested in an East Albanian Pipeline?
by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022
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mento pipelining

When you pour Coca-Cola into your urethra until it reaches your bladder and mixes with the piss (making Coke & Piss) then putting a single Mentos mint down your urethra, reaching and reacting with the Coke & Piss, causing a very pleasant dick explosion.
Dude 1: How do you goon, Dude 2?
Dude 2: Either iglooing or mento pipelining.
Dude 1: How does it fit down there?
Dude 2: I'm a monk.
by manaphy_games March 22, 2025
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Alaskan Pipeline

An unusual, and somewhat taboo way of making a dildo.
You shit in a cardboard box and put the shit in the freezer, and then use the shit as a dildo.
Typically used in bizarre versions of porn.
"Tom, why the fuck is there a cardboard box full of shit in the freezer?!"
"I'm making a couple of Alaskan Pipelines"
by Specialist12 May 30, 2024
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Pipeline Tech

Overpaid, glorified baby sitters! Maintain the oil and gas pipelines as they leave producers,down the pipeline, to storage facilities or refineries.
These men usually leave home by 8 am, and are usually home by 3 to 4 pm, and get paid for 10 to 12 hrs a day.

They watch more Netflix and Hulu than any other human being on earth. They usually make more than $40 per hr.

The hardest part of their job is sticking little flags in the ground to mark where their line is, and watch other people dig just to make sure they dont hit their line.(hints the glorified baby sitter!)

These guys are usually married, and have multiple children, because they have enough energy at the end of the day from not doing shit!
What is your profession?

I am a pipeline tech.
by #1Pipeline Tech March 28, 2020
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Chronic Pipeline

A sudden reoccuring anal pains that result in swelling of rectum. the causes are having to much anal.
Dude martha gave me some chronic pipeline from last night.
by candy man 6969 October 15, 2011
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