pet owner

People who own pets (not including farming and herding) like to believe, that they have empathy, but in reality it's arrogance and egotism - they just enjoy the control it provides them via the natural power difference.

Aww such a cute kitty and doggo I would love to force breed 471million of dogs and 373million of cats and force them to live on my terms at my place for no other reason but my mental pleasure, satisfaction and maybe a weapon against other people, I'm such a nice and empathetic pet owner.

by veinsofgold January 28, 2021

element owners club

A group of lame individuals who worship a lame car.

The element owners club is having a meeting today.

by zled February 8, 2009

oner&smokingboner

a boner is something you get after watching hot women smoke.. smoking is the sexyest thing on earth..

smoking causes guys to kiss women for hours aww!!!!

BONER+women=life

boners are great!! great great

by NICk February 11, 2004

Bakery owner

Gayish mahesh babu cooks pork for zoonear ntr

Its bakery owner who performs job

by Gangam styl January 3, 2021

Home Owner

It literally means what it means

Cmon bruh are you seriously looking up 'Home Owner'?

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian June 4, 2022

Sunfire owner

Someone who owns and drives a Pontiac Sunfire, usually between the ages of 16 and 25.

Customer: What about that one
Used Car Dealer: Oh yes thats a '97 Sunfire
Customer: Is it reliable?
Used Car Dealer: Lets define reliable...
***cellphone rings***
Customer: Hold on I have to take this call, I'll just buy it.
Used Car Dealer: There IS a god.

Sunfire owner: I just bought a Sunfire.
Friend: That's embarrassing.

by Elijah Fofijah January 28, 2008

Turtle owner

a real simp, The biggest simp of all simps. He simps more than any other simp and is the greatest simp of all time.

Turtle owner is a real simp

by turtle owner December 14, 2019