Orlando Bloom

He's Like music, he escapes lyrical boundaries, and transcends emotional needs. Plus, he's funkin' HOT!!!

Gabby:"Aye Papi, break me off a piece of that!"
Orlando Bloom:"We've got to save Elizabeth!"

by Kitty Stroker April 14, 2008

Orlandu

A character on Final Fantasy Tactics. He has a cult with one member revolving around himself and his "bastard son" Sabin started by some annoying douchebag with the username TurbidCurrent on GameFAQs, who trolls various boards with unfunny alts and unwavering loyalty to his "gods". According to TurbidCurrent, Orlandu is real, and is the god of thunder and/or Cids. His raw power is apparently only equaled by some gay wrestler called the Shaman of Sexy. The stupid fucktard claims that Chuck Norris is Orlandu's mortal enemy, and insists that he is actually Skeletor in disguise. Unsurprising, TurbidCurrent shits himself and starts fagging out whenever someone mentions the Chuck Norris Facts, and often talks about someone named Kelly Stone kicking Chuck's ass.

Random guy: what the hell is this n00b TurbidCurrent going on about?

Other guy: He's talking about Orlandu, that old man from FFT. Turbid wants his cock.

TurbidCurrent: Your Mother wants his cock, sparky. The SRO Foundation wants YOU!

by HyperDriver20003 February 10, 2008

Orlando Blumaroo

What the Neopets Staff calls Orlando Bloom in their free shop blogs.

Orlando Blumaroo is so weird.

by GASPEH March 11, 2008

orlando bloom

someone you will never be half as talented or good looking as

"your no orlando bloom yerself mate"
"hmmm, he's nice but he's no orlando bloom"

by Megastar11 August 6, 2008

Orlando Bloom

One of the sexiest Men && i say one beacause Jhonny Depp is THE sexiest! He is not a sissy like people say he is, && if he is then why dont you stupid Cock sucking assholes go do something to him and then lets see who the sissy really is!

Orlando Bloom is the greatest pirate next to Jhonny.

by Lover! July 10, 2007

Orlando

A guy ho has a crush on every girl he meets even underage girls and when he has a relationship he instantly rejects the girl. He always acts like he is high and is generally homosexual towards men. Blonde hair and short. Tries to get friends but has none. girls are attracted to him for his homosexuality. when in bed he tends to strap a dildo to the womans place because he is a homosexual.

guy: ugh hi orlando...
ORLANDO: HI IM ORLANDO ILL GIVE YOU HEAD! JUST CLICK THE LINK Orlandoheadforfree . com
guy: k then

by Big Phat Boy! September 4, 2018

orlando bloom

A guy who is only hired to play roles cause he's the hottest sexiest guy in whole world, even though his acting isn't that great.But hollywood doesn't care about that anymore, just look at disney channel they're all teen heart throbs and none of them are that great and as overrated this guy.

Orlando Bloom is sexy,

But Hell what was with that movie Elizabethtown?

ew

by HARLY69 April 5, 2008