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Also "Cidolfas Orlandu," named for the character in Final Fantasy Tactics. Any figure or player considered to be extremely unbalancing, to the point that his very existence could almost be considered cheating. A one-man army capable of walking up to just about any enemy and tearing a new terminal end in said enemy's alimentary canal.
Did you see that?! He just went all Cidolfas Orlandu on that sucker! The guy never stood a chance!
Orlandu by Keepin' It Real April 4, 2004
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A character on Final Fantasy Tactics. He has a cult with one member revolving around himself and his "bastard son" Sabin started by some annoying douchebag with the username TurbidCurrent on GameFAQs, who trolls various boards with unfunny alts and unwavering loyalty to his "gods". According to TurbidCurrent, Orlandu is real, and is the god of thunder and/or Cids. His raw power is apparently only equaled by some gay wrestler called the Shaman of Sexy. The stupid fucktard claims that Chuck Norris is Orlandu's mortal enemy, and insists that he is actually Skeletor in disguise. Unsurprising, TurbidCurrent shits himself and starts fagging out whenever someone mentions the Chuck Norris Facts, and often talks about someone named Kelly Stone kicking Chuck's ass.
Random guy: what the hell is this n00b TurbidCurrent going on about?

Other guy: He's talking about Orlandu, that old man from FFT. Turbid wants his cock.

TurbidCurrent: Your Mother wants his cock, sparky. The SRO Foundation wants YOU!
Orlandu by HyperDriver20003 February 10, 2008
A religion followed by people who stan the orlando family of canada, it has 11.3 million followers.
I converted to orlandism when I started stanning Johnny Orlando
Orlandism by Eggyorlando October 1, 2019

Johnny Orlando 

A loving boy who cares for his fans. He does not deserve any hate. He perfect. He’s a kind kid. He cares for people. He’s just a dream boy. Like u should want him as your boyfriend. He’s just an all around amazing person.
What he said he loved her and cared for her”

“Guess he’s being a Johnny Orlando

Johnny Orlando 

the cutest and most talented human ever , HE IS THE DEFINITION OF PERFECT , every girl wants him as their boyfriend

johnny orlando 

he's the cutest guy in the world. he's canadian. he never disrespect Mackenzie Ziegler (which was his best friend for a long while), he never said the "n" word so we stan him !
also, he cares about his fans, family & friends so much !! he's a protector boi.

he's way cuter than ashton arbab who's kenzie's new boyfriend.
fan1: omg u know that johnny orlando guy?
fan2: yeah! he never said the n word and never talked about his dick in a livestream and everyone loves him! he's pretty dope :)
johnny orlando by babekz.2 January 3, 2019

orlando bloom 

an actor who has often become distracted by moles and various shiny objects.
"It was a really great role and ... OH LOOK AT THAT MOLE!"
orlando bloom by Ree Warfle May 14, 2005