Oregon Leafblower

when you bust on a girl’s stomach then fart on it and blow the sperm away like using a leafblower

“Dude I gave my girl a crazy Oregon leafblower last night”

by oregonleafblower69 October 16, 2025

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Northwestern Oregon

The north coast and the Portland area of Oregon. It’s where half the state lives.

Northwestern Oregon is the best part of Oregon. I truly feel like a Pacific Northwesterner living there.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

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Southwestern Oregon

The south coast and the Rogue Valley area. Medford is the largest town in this area.

I prefer the coast of Southwestern Oregon over the Rogue Valley. Coos Bay and Brookings are way better than Methford.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

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Northeastern Oregon

The best part of Eastern Oregon. It has Wallowa County, which is gorgeous.

I really want to visit Northeastern Oregon because of Wallowa County. That place looks incredible.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

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The emptiest area in Oregon with just desert and lonely roads. Also called the Oregon High Desert. Burns and Ontario are in those two big southeast counties, but they're in the northern part of those counties so they're not really in Southeastern Oregon.

Always make sure you have gas in your car before you drive off to the deserts of Southeastern Oregon. There's no civilization there. If you run out of gas, you're fucked.

Careful not to have car trouble there. Getting help will be very difficult to do so.

I want to visit the Alvord Desert and the Pillars of Rome, but the drive takes forever.

by AntiCircumcisionMan November 16, 2025

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