Damn oregon
by bendbdbcjdbdbdbdb June 27, 2022

The blood of Gigachads. Used by Zeus when naming his babies to give inspiration. Possibly held in the hands of Phil Swift, the creator of the foodstuffs of Jesus himself. Used in the plastic surgeries of Kylie Jenner.
Jack: Wow, I haven't heard of Oregon Haywater. Grampa, mind telling me about it?
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
Earl: Jack, my boy, it all begins with the foodstuffs of Jesus...
by fakescientist8000 September 11, 2021

Eastern Oregon is where the majority of Oregon’s land lies. It contains Morrow, Umatilla, Union, Wallowa, Baker, Grant, Harney, and Malheur counties. Those eight counties are the true Eastern Oregon. Some people consider Central Oregon part of it which includes Hood River, Wasco, Sherman, Gilliam, Wheeler, Jefferson, Crook, Deschutes, Klamath, and Lake counties which aren’t necessarily Eastern Oregon.
Pendleton Man: I’m from Eastern Oregon.
Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?
Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.
Portland Man: Where? Hood River? The Dalles? Bend? Redmond? Klamath Falls? Lakeview?
Pendleton Man: I'm sick of people assuming I'm from there. I'm from Pendleton, not one of those Central Oregon towns.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

Hotboxing, the act of smoking in an enclosed space, only done so in a van. Derived from Oregon weekend "nature trips"
by IsThisNameTakenAlready? July 5, 2016

The north coast, the Portland area, the gorge, and the northeast. It goes from Clatsop/Tillamook to Wallowa County.
Northern Oregon is where most of the state lives.
I love Northern Oregon. I wish there were a Northern Oregon University.
I love Northern Oregon. I wish there were a Northern Oregon University.
by AntiCircumcisionMan September 28, 2025

El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the 2000 mile Oregon trail on unicorns.They killed multiple people on the way starting there Mexican mafia. Then 800 years later they started making wine in the lunch room with the grapes Senior Vredenburghs mommmy packed him for lunch. THE END.
El Aaron and Senior Vredenburgh traveled the Oregon trail which led to the start of the Mexican Mafia.
by Senior Vredenburgh October 13, 2020

by BoboRitch June 12, 2018
