double standardised

In essence, a nicer term for someone who is a hypocrite, or is being hypocritical. Comes from 'double standards'.

I prefer the term "double standardised".

by hauntson September 23, 2010

Double Rods

Double birds. Extending two middle fingers. Used as a greeting by fans of Houston's KGOW 1560 AM.

Hey Sean & John, long-time listener, 1st-time caller. Double rods!

by stevo642 October 1, 2010

Double Trolling

The art of pissing off two different, ideologically opposing, groups with one statement, comment, or social media exchange. Double Trolling is conducted solely for personal amusement.

Bill Burr is just double trolling the internet when he says things like "Trump is such a dope, he's actually going to make me vote for a woman."

by Adolf Earnhardt February 27, 2017

Double Chalker

Someone with a circumference so wide that two pieces of chalk are required to draw their outline on the pavement.

Shit, the stiff's a double chalker. Lou, get on the phone to the fire department, we aint lifting him with our backs.

by the oob April 13, 2010

Double Plumsey

Two of something rare in a row (either good or bad).

A: "Did you see that guy who got stuck by lightning two days in a row?"
B: "Poor guy, a lightning double plumsey is bad luck."

A: "I was playing poker last night and I got a full house."
B: "Nice."
A: "Yeah, and then I got another full house straight after!"
B: "No way?! Double plumsey."

by Wario P@ June 27, 2012

Slunt Double

A girl that resembles another girl you have already had sex with.

Hey, that girl there looks like your ex Jessica? Yeah she a total slunt double.

by R8tr September 5, 2012

double nap

A double nap is when you have one nap. Wake up, move place, then nap again. Possibly the best thing to do on a lazy afternoon.

Hey mate, how was your afternoon?

Best ever. I had a double nap - one after the other!

by reedymetal May 9, 2011