Mental Olympics

A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.

John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.

by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021

Olympic Torch

When a male or female, places their head on the ground or base of a chair, raises their butthole towards the sky (straight up) and releases a fart upon proper signaling. It is representative of the classic lighting of the Olympic torch that is used at an Olympic games.

Lex "Nick light the Olympic torch up baby!"
Nick *raises butthole to the sky and lets one rip*
Mitch - wtf is going on

by blackhawk700 December 5, 2019

Snusbilly olympics

The snusbilly olympics are games consisting of a judge and multiple contestants and the contestants will take a large amount of snus (usually more than 450mg of nicotine) and the judge sees who threw up last making that contestant the winner of the snusbilly olympics.

I am a champion of the 2024 snusbilly olympics.

by YVLdoja December 10, 2024

The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022

Essay Olympics

A time sensitive event where one has to complete an essay before it is due. Typically 1-2 hours before it is due.

I can’t go out tonight, I got the Essay Olympics going on tonight.

by Jc the Og December 15, 2018

olympic flag pole

When the male is on his back full erection and the female does a front flip onto him landing flawlessly on his Weiner

Man my dick hurts, she failed doing the Olympic flag pole

by Str8up8up1 April 6, 2021

Olympic Trans-Boxer

I'm sure you guys want my synopsis, so, here it is:

Hym "The Olympic Trans-Boxer all of the conservatives are mad about... IS NOT TRANS. She is an XY chromosomed Female with true hermaphroditism and can give birth! Not trans gender! That's the scoop! That's it. Did not transition at any point. Has been a female and has been regarded as female for their entire life. Not a real controversy. The conservatives swung and missed. They are WRONG! Wrong or lying. Which for conservatives means HELL FOREVER! BURNING IN HELL FOREVER!"

by Hym Iam August 5, 2024