office hot

when someone in a given group of people (typically an office, or workplace environment) is the hottest within the group, but is objectively ugly.

one might be tricked into dating said person because the other people in the environment are uglier by comparison.
Tony: "Dude, don't date Melissa, she's only office hot."
Steve: "Thanks man. Didn't realize at first, but she's definitely a 4."
by marblecakealsothegame13 August 23, 2021
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office 365

office 365 is a living hell
by Garbage kid February 22, 2021
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Office knob

A term often used to describe someone who makes the office and work their entire personality. Often these people will come into the office 2 hours before their shift starts and leave 2 hours after it ends without overtime pay, often to attempt to impress their boss and co-workers.
Karen: I left the office at 7PM last night can I get a pay rise?
Manager: No stop being an office knob and work your contracted hours.
by Conwell_Laypang September 05, 2022
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The Office Dick

The guy in the office who uses his fingers to rip off a piece of a muffin, bagel or donut from what was brought in for the office to share, and puts what's left of it back onto the plate, as if anyone would ever eat the rest.
Person #1: Hey, who put this half eaten donut back on the plate? Person #2: Who do you think, of course, the office dick.
by Duece79 October 18, 2017
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Underworld Office

A underrated game with the main charather Eugene, He is a normal guy in school witch doesn't talk go anyone, But on chapter 1 he fell asleep (?) In the subway and then. He hears a voice of "workers" so he checked but nobody was there and then Eugene fainted and woke up I his Spirit (?) And then met 3 monsters that skate fro eat him, Then he tried to run but then a shady person came and saved him there was also a weird person near Eugene's body Their names are Boss and River then they returned into the office Eugene met Two other ghosts Hayden and Joan then Eugene Had too pay back his debt to Boss for saving him, so Eugene Came back tomorrow in Chapter 2 he goes with Hayden, Eugene tolled Hayden On what he heard in school about Luke's Dead cat (;-;) then Hayden asked a cat if it knows where Luke is then Eugene and Hayden found Luke having a dream but it's dark and he can only hear scratching notices from the door, The player can pick to see Luke's cat or not. Also you find another ghost named Sean he gives you a Flower that protects your spiritless body In chapter 3 Luke tells Eugene Thank you (?) And Going back home he noticed the flower shop owner Linda she was talking about her son that never showed his face. Most likely Sean Then when Eugene goes home he puts the flower In his mouth and then he goes with River
by I'M nobody December 07, 2021
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geek office

The office at a college or university maintained by the institution to help students deal with technical problems with their computers.
Annie's Mac wasn't working right when she booted it, so she took it to the geek office and they fixed it for her.
by Leslie Doppler Hammond February 23, 2008
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officer of the court

When not used in the literal sense (that is, to refer to an actual officer of the court), to mean someone who is a mediator between two or more people.
I'm too busy to play officer of the court, settle this out yourselves!
by jameseb89 May 26, 2017
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