Floor Biscuit

A Lazy Fatass that spends his time in bed,laying on the couch or on the floor doing absolute nothing in life and is gonna die eventually.

Rodger: " I feel so lazy today."
Maritza: " Your such a Floor Biscuit!"
Rodger: " Shut up babe!, You're gonna be next!"
Marizta: " Fuck you, no, I'm not you fucknugget!"

by RoadLiquor13 February 18, 2011

Floor Spice

The diverse blend of various fragments of food, dirt, and hair that can create a very tangy addition to any perfectly good food that accidently or unintentionally hits the floor in the kitchen or pretty much anywhere.

I mixed my special marinade and added a little garlic salt and lemon pepper to the chicken, then fried it up to a delicious lightly browned treat. I did not disclose my secret ingredient of floor spice that I inadvertanly added when my motor skills failed me in the kitchen. ground pepper

by wordopotomus March 9, 2010

The Floor Is Lava

The most epic game in exsistence. Involves to or more people. The game is started by one person shouting that "The floor is lava!" After that, all people surrounding must find higher grounds (chairs, couches, pillows, younger siblings) to save themselves. If you touch the ground, you die. The game can be started anywhere, and is often fun to play in crowded places, such as the mall or the movie theater.

"The floor is lava!"
(everyone screams and jumps onto chairs and old people)

by lavagirllovessharkboy November 28, 2009

floor wood

when a dude is out on the dance floor, grinding with someone, and he gets a hard-on. most commonly associated with 13 year olds, anime fans, and 30 year olds who still live in their parents' basements.

those girls were totally freaked out. i guess i'm the king of floor wood.

by Grant, Colin, and Dan February 20, 2006

Floor Whore

1. A girl in a dorm that has sex or attempts to have sex with a lot of the guys that live on her floor.

2. The biggest whore on a particular floor of a college dorm.

Did you see that guy the Susan brought home last night?

Ya, that's the fourth one this week.

Well she is the floor whore

by The Concerned Student April 15, 2009

Floor Tier

the worst tier there is, even worse than Bottom Tier. You know they it has to be bad if it is worse than the worst.

In Super Smash Bros. Rob's Yoshi is definitely floor tier.

by Brett Watson May 6, 2006

Floor Penis

Boys who live in your dorm, and on your floor. You hang out with them every day in the hallway, the elevators, at the cafeteria, in their rooms, lateeeeeee at night, when you need a friend. Someone you can convince to do things for you, take you to a weird movie, pick you up some food, pay when you forget/hide your money.

When it's time to DO WORK, and your trynaaaa real bad, it's best not to bring along the Floor Penis.

No, no more floor penis!

by 7th Floor Whore October 12, 2010