You're mentally noshing my penis, while I lie back and nutter "this is mental" at the sheer enthusiasm of it all
by alphie_who July 18, 2024

by S. Leopoldo Pennauchi November 6, 2020

by WeUsedToPlayHouse April 13, 2022

by Dickie.Suzuki January 13, 2009

When you shit and jizz under someone’s mattress topper and then put the mattress topper back and wait for them to realize that they fell asleep in shit.
by OBlock grippy April 22, 2023

by Distinctydapper April 23, 2021

When one homosexual male nuts on a stick of butter and puts the butter on toast and gives it to another homosexual man while having sex and eating it.
by Mr.DaddySploogMcGee May 13, 2018
