confusion funk

Playing at least 10 songs from different genres at the same time

Just siting here vibing to some confusion funk

by Toritheforehead February 13, 2021

blanket confusion

The confusion one feels when trying to decide whether to keep his or her blankets on or off. Typically experienced during the winter and summer seasons.

John: "Last night was awful man. I had the worst blanket confusion ever."
Jeff: "Sucks to suck!"

by gtg01 May 12, 2012

Confused Zak

The art of not having a fucking clue where your father is.

the poor child was really a confused Zak

by confused.cum December 22, 2024

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by Adujasty343 June 9, 2025

Confused

The majority of people on this planet. They are all delusional and do not agree with each other.

Confused you all are.

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 3, 2020

Confusing

Not understanding something or how some people type...

Also women... I don't know how to talk to them Its very confusing ><
AND GOLDFISH?! THATS AN AMIRCAN SNACK?! THATS SO CONFUSING WHAT THE HELL?!

My American Friend: I'm so confused... Why do you spell color like Colour. you my friend are VERY confusing

My British self: why do you spell colour like Color?! same with you my confusing friend

by Jinx.luvs.bingus<3 June 8, 2022

I understand the confusion

The most polite way to start a Canadian “fuck you”, using ‘I understand the confusion” can be used to start the most polite “fuck you” statement any person will hear in their entire life.

Me: “What colour do you all see?”
American: “Why did you spell ‘color’ with a u?”
Me: “I am sorry. I understand the confusion, but I live in Canada where we spend things correctly.”

by GarretJohnson November 16, 2018