Norwegian Candy Bar

When you poop on a girl's chest and it gets squeezed between the tits. Making the shit flat, resembling a candy bar.
I totally laid a Norwegian Candy Bar on that girl's chest yesterday!
by XXa7xXXbfmvXXbmth January 09, 2011
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Norwegian Snapping Turtle

A totally straight, not gay poor man who wants to become a woman acquires a local prostitute and pays her to give him oral sex...
in the midst of it when both his scrotum and testes are on her mouth he knees her in the chin and thus severing his genitalia, leaving a bloody hole(I.e. a vagina).
"Dude, did you hear Tim did a Norwegian Snapping Turtle last Friday?"
"Yeah, now we have to call him Tina!"
by Judas, Cleanser of the Hippies September 17, 2011
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Norwegian Goat Fucker

A person, typically Norwegian or Scandinavian, who enjoys penetrating or being penetrated by a goat. This penetration can be oral, anal, or vaginal. Can be derogatory, usually not.
Person A- Man, somebody pickpocketed me in Oslo.
Person B- What a real Norwegian Goat Fucker.
by RealNorwegianGoatFucker February 10, 2017
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Norwegian Snake Hole

When your partner attempts to kiss you and so you stick out your tongue, similar to a snake, and thrust it into their mouth.
My girlfriend was leaning in to kiss me, so to mess with her I gave her the ol' Norwegian snake hole.
by GuittarGirl997 July 07, 2019
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Norwegian Ankle Biter

while wearing a chain mail sock, you jam your foot in someones anus while they're listening to black metal on their ipod. you then proceed to remove the chain mail sock and slap them across the face with it leaving a poopy checkered pattern
i gave my buddy a Norwegian ankle biter last night, look at the poop marks on his face!
by bassplayer2493 November 05, 2009
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norwegian mud slide

When you get so drink that you blast diarrhea down your legs while still wearing your pants. (Pertains to oil field roughnecks especially tool pushers and generally when drunk on crown royal)
RoughneckA: Did you see the boss at the bar last night?
RoughneckB: No but he must have been drinking crown again cause he smelled like a norwegian mud slide this morning.
by balazar June 30, 2011
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Norwegian Guitar God

When one partner takes the inner part of their elbow and use to jack off their partner.
My girlfriend gave me a Norwegian guitar god last night it scabbed my dick.
by Madskittlezzz January 09, 2010
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