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five 0

Slang for an officer of the law. Usually when you are doing something illegal.

Avoid five 0's at all costs.

Originated from the show Hawaii Five 0
Shit its the five 0 run!1!111

I got caught by the five 0
by gbrd January 6, 2008
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schfifty five

A secret that is SOOO good to hear, what you must pay.
What you say?
Sch-fifty five!
by Mattersy January 7, 2004
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five deep

Extremely deeply-penetrating sexual intercourse (vaginal, anal, oral, etc.), measured by multiplying the length of ones' index finger. (See formula below).

Formula: If your index finger is 3 1/2 inches long, then to go "five deep" would equal 17 1/2 inches of penetration.

Lx5=P where L=Length of index finger and P=Penetration depth
Franco: "Hey, what's your sister up to tonight?"
Jared: "Why do you ask?"
Franco: "I was hoping to go five deep tonight, and she's the only bitch I know who's seasoned enough for that kind of punishment!"
Jared: "I'll kill you".
by Babies August 13, 2006
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Face Five

A term coined by "The Todd," a perverted character on the hit tv comedy "Scrubs."

To interpret a slap on the face as a misplaced high-five.
1:
Carla: Why is my stapler on the floor?
She bends over to retrieve it, revealing a slight peeping thong.
Todd: Thonnnnnnnng!
Carla whips around and slaps him.
Todd: Face-five! Oh, yeah!

2:
I tried to look up that chick's skirt and she gave me a face five for effort!
by intrepid May 9, 2005
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five head

A very large forehead - 25% larger in fact.
The sun is just beating down on my five head today.

Maybe you should get some Rogaine next time you're getting your Viagara old man.
by Bo Dizzle May 5, 2004
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Spartan Five

noun. a powerful and manly high five preceded by a run up and a lunge. Usually connects with a meaty 'clap'. Can be accompanied by a manly audio e.g. "HAROOOOOO!!!" or "This is SPARTAAAAA!!!"

Works especially well if accompanied by 'Just Like You Imagined' by Nine Inch Nails. Leather banana hammocks and toplessness are optional.

The term 'Spartan five' originates from the general manliness of the Zack Snyder film 300 (although the film was quite possibly the most homo-erotic film since Brokeback Mountain...)
A: "This... is... SPARTAAA!!!"
*both guys run at each other and lunge into powerful high five which connects with a meaty clap*
B: "Awesome Spartan five...
Umm... I should probably go get this checked out. I think I may have broken something... In a manly way... HAROOOOO!!!"
by Andy Hutchings November 29, 2007
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The Five G's

Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns

Robert Kiyosaki, author of the popular Rich Dad series of books, believes we are probably headed for total economic and societal collapse. He recommends the "5 Gs" just in case things deteriorate so badly that anarchy is the law of the land: Gold, Ground, Gasoline, Grub, and Guns. "Ground" meaning owning your home outright.
We're gonna need the five G's when the SHTF (Shit Hits The Fan).
by tomgtom September 25, 2018
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