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Jesse

A dumb blonde who doesn’t know her left from her right. She doesn’t get any jokes that are about her.
Jesse is so dumb
by Qritted12345 December 11, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is one of the most beautiful women you will meet. She is different in all the right ways. Has a Machete finger tattoo and a pet snake. A 5’2” girl with a 6’8” attitude. Looks to sweet to swear, but talks like a sailor. Jesse been though a lot of hard times but that does not stop her from growing as a person. Loyal to the very end. She will yeet her self at you if she hasn’t seen you in awhile. If you have a Jesse in you life. Cherish her the time you have with her.
I love you Jesse. Blessed to have you in my life!
by Yeetheart July 28, 2019
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Jesse

Someone who crapped themselves or smells bad.
Man that kid is such a major Jesse.
by Jesse is a god November 18, 2018
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Jesse

A beautiful girl, who always looks for the best in people, she is sensitive in a good way, and stone cold in the bad. If she ever gets your heart, she will never let it go and her main goal is to make every moment a memory with you. If you ever find a Jesse make sure she stays around because people like her are almost Extinct.
by TraPxGod May 22, 2018
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Jesse

The most amazing guy you’ll ever meet, usually a surfer, blue eyes and long dirty blond hair, has a brother who he cares about a lot, and there’s usually one special girl who will never get over him.
Always knows how to make you laugh. Is strangely good at everything he does, even music!
Girl: did youse Jesse when he got out of the polo pool

Girl 2: yea he’s mine im so lucky
by sfb6312 May 18, 2018
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Jesse

Mentally retarted and is attracted to men
Jesse is gayb
by Jesse is gay April 7, 2019
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Jesse

(can be used as a girl or boy name, in this case, a girl)
Jesse can also be shortened to Jes.
Jes is a sweet fun loving person who try's her best to be herself but often ends up acting in a way to please others...she often exerts power over others because she's insecure. She's shy at first but once you get to know her she's happy to be her goofy self around you, she probably has a younger sibling who she loves deeply even though she doesn't tell him/her nearly enough. Jesse is always laughing but under that goofy/smiley exterior is a guarded person who is scared and broken. Shes well driven and has a good work ethic, when she sets her mind to something... it's done, written in stone. Jesse is often fun to be around and an all-around good friend, someone who you are lucky to have in your life.
Im lucky to have Jesse as my friend.
by rainbowchild143 October 15, 2019
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