Glizzy Lizard

A person who enjoys fake comedy, supporting and laughing at it for the sake of laughing and because others are doing it.

1 "All that guy does is scroll through TikTok and laugh at random garbage"
2 "Yeah, he's such a glizzy lizard"

by PrettyMuchBro June 15, 2021

Glizzy blizzy

A slang term for a woman giving head and getting cummed in the face. What makes it different from a normal glizzy, is doing it during a blizzard. Hence, a glizzy blizzy.

Oh hey there bud, this girl was fucking insane and gave me a mad glizzy blizzy out in the blistering cold, eh.

by Tuvanun_31 February 14, 2024

glizzy ganker

The occurence of which a blade is inserted to penetrate skin, which then the wound is fucked by inserting the glizzy (nickname for hot dog, glock, or in this case, the dick/penis) into said wound.

I gave Susie the good ol' glizzy ganker a few days ago.

by TiddyTaster July 1, 2022

Glizzy

The wiener inside of a hot dog bun
Also a legendary meme

Yo how much sauce you gonna put on the glizzy

by Trvsh kun s uncle April 6, 2021

Glizzy

A glizzy a the best of the best when it comes down to a late night with ya girl. She might ask for the glizzy and all you have to do is ask how she likes it. Then you just pull it out. But warning you most likely should pre-cook the glizzy so she doesn’t choke on it, unless she like it raw.

“Hey babe can get the phat juicy glizzy.”, she says.
“Sure baby, how do you like it?” “I like it raw and wet.” “K here yeah go.”

(Chokes)

by Straight lives matter September 15, 2020

Glizzy

A hot dog or cock, maybe both. People have also called a Glock/gun that.

He’s made sus for eating glizzys so much.

by DifferentCloth May 17, 2022

Glizzy

Another word for Sperm

Jeffrey made me drink his Glizzy last night

by GlizzCock January 13, 2022