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Nigel

Nigel = virgin
by Soft N Flaccid April 16, 2020
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Nigel

Nigel (Ni-gel) is a name given to those who carry with them video recording equipment. Mainly accompanying a large group of sweaty individuals, they can also be seen to fall over and appear confused while playing sports.
Jeez, he’s such a Nigel!

Wow, You’ve just done a Nigel!
by Rexthecav23 June 5, 2022
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Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.
Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel
by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023
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NIGEL AND MARMALADE

The best crackshow ever. You can find it on youtube.

There's also the bastard bird, Marmalade the doghorsething, Nigel the tiny wizard. He's kind of stupid but cute.
Marmalade shows no emotion.
Me: I love Nigel and Marmalade.
Sangwoo: You mean salad fingers?
Me: how tf did you get here
by Haru-Official February 14, 2024
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lying nigel

the cunt who even lies when asked the time
lying nigel counts to a billion
by mrs tosser August 6, 2025
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Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.
We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving
by StgTax May 27, 2024
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Nigel Farage ass

A horrific site that has been revealed in the reality show ' I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here.'
Nigel Farage
Person 1: Have u seen Nigel Farage ass on I'm a Celeb.
Person 2: No, why the F*** are you looking at that.
by Masterg1 November 24, 2023
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