Nigel

A word you use when you see a black man, but are in his earshot and don't want the shank.

Oi, there's a Nigel over there.

by Jiggera June 3, 2018

Nigel

A (African American) who claims they were a lifeguard, but is not for obvious reason.

"did you see leone said he was a life guard?"
"he is for sure lying, dudes a nigel"

by louiecifer May 25, 2023

Nigel

A "Nigel" is someone that has a hair cut that looks like Nigel's haircut, the evil bird in Rio.

Yo bro you're "tchass" is so bwi
Yeah bro you are Nigel

by user45756278646563 November 2, 2023

a nigel danger wank.....

a nigel danger wank
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Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.

a nigel danger wank....... splat

by mrs tosser October 7, 2025

Nigelism

A disease that cause a person craving on poop. Anyone under 13 years old could get this disease if they drink strong coffee.

This kid got nigelism because he ate a bag of Italian coffee, now he never wash his butt when pooping because he eats the poop coming from him.

by ChloeVV October 6, 2021

Nigel

Nigel is a cool, young urban explorer. He loves to explore tunnels and abandoned houses.

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about that explorer who explored the tunnels?
Guy 2: Oh, you mean Nigel? Yeah he's a cool guy.

by The Hunters Elite Force January 28, 2024

tranny nigel

wears his dead mums crotchless knickers

tranny nigel rides the tranny bus

by mrs tosser August 6, 2025