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Net Upset

Exaggerated/Sarcastic anger expressed merely online caused by something seen on the internet.
Individuals who experience Net Upset generally forget about the occurrence as soon as they are distracted by something else.
“What a stupid riddle! Totally wasted two minutes of my life!”
“Relax ...it’s no big deal.”
“It’s ok, im just Net Upset”
by Silverspring December 5, 2018
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UGC NET

University Grants Commission National Eligibility Test. It is held twice in a year in Bharat at which candidates's qualification for Junior Research Fellowships and Lectureships are tested thoroughly. Also, it's the biggest national–level exam conducted all over Bharat.
Clearing UGC NET exam is a dream come true for many Bharatiya students.
by typical Indian October 6, 2023
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Net Genius

A person who, over the Internet, thinks they're smarter than everyone else.

She is no stranger to trolling, flaming, or annoyance over the net.

She will demand that you use correct grammar, and, if you don't, assume that you're from a third-world country with access to a computer because you raided some up-scale environment.
reg. tired dude: man me to....

net genius: hey, excuse me, but can you please say "too" instead of "to" when using as an adverb. Also, don't forget to use a comma before man; remember you're calling that person "man".

reg. tired dude: stfu... it's the internet! I have a degree, two published books, an upscale apartment, trophy wife, and three redundant white women for oral entertainment, BITCH!
by netgeniuswannabe May 23, 2010
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Net Warrior

people that talk crap or insult people online. that will never say anything like that face to face.
online14: Shut up your an idiot.
online31: I will kill you man i swear.
online14: your just net warrior man. you wont do anything
by Cubis_Max October 16, 2009
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Nets in 6

Kevin Durant, Kyrie, and Ben Simmons are gonna sweep the east and beat the Suns. Nets in 6
by Rocky20051 April 12, 2022
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dick net

The mesh briefs inside a guy's swim trunks.
Monique: At the beach, this guy comes over and squats down to hit on me and apparently his dick net was missing, because he was looking at me with his third eye.

Blaire: Eeewwwe!
by Spirited1 August 7, 2010
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Eating net

When you are at a goth club and are so eager to please a woman that you go down on her before even taking off her fishnet stocking.
I was at The Pit last night and some creep totally tried eating net out of nowhere.
by jpoawijrolm;lk August 26, 2010
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