ness spit

A butthole that shoots shit spray

Jessica caught me w some ness spit last night and our relationship was ruined and I have yet to get a apology from her

by Pootiesous January 14, 2018

Ness God

Finesse god, clever, sexy, charming, pulls women with effortless communication and body language accuracy.

"Damn bro, Tyler smashed Kayla and Jenny last night at the same time!? He just met them at the party last night"
"Dude is a total Ness God"

by TheKrispyDog May 12, 2021

Ness

a word used to piont out a typical behaviour of a new person in a group,whilst trying to be subtle. this could be good or bad.

paul:*to class* this is billy, a childhood friend of mine, hes moved to our school..
billy:*farts* hahahahaha!
paul:*to billy*yeah,thats almost as funny as when we were 4
paul:*to friends*eh,ye...Ness

by proof2 January 19, 2008

Loch Ness monster

A f##### up turthe on steroroids and has down sindrum

A Loch Ness monster is dum

by Hvgfcdxcgvhbgvxdfrcgvhj January 18, 2022

Ness

ness is a hot ass character from the manga blue lock

"hey man did you see the new blue lock chapter?"
"yeah dude I wanna suck Ness's dick"

by n1Nessfan May 6, 2023

Mom-ness

The amazing quality in all moms that lets them do every thing at once.

My mom used her inner "mom-ness" to make dinner when we had nothing in the fridge.

by Kid president fan October 2, 2020

Loch Ness Monster

The Loch Ness Monster is a famous coaster located at Busch Gardens Williamsburg. Due to the coaster being outdated and almost half a century old, it’s intensely rough. Famous for its interlocking loops, it is the only rollercoaster to have interlocking loops in 2022.

The Loch Ness Monster is kinda overrated btw

by anonymous October 28, 2022