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Egg In The Nest

A minor variation to egg in a nest, where an older man whose hair is thinning has a bald (often shiny) slaphead part on the top with a band of hair present around the sides.

The hair is the nest and the skin of the bald head is the egg.
"Mate, you have an egg in the nest"
"Haha, my dad has an egg in the nest"
"I suppose I am just a bit of an egg-in-the-nester."
by Charlie Deacon July 7, 2008
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Nelstan

A once prosperous town in the heart of Lancashire, now reduced to an aslamic slum hellhole following the terrible mistake of letting the pakis in. See also Brierstan and Bradfordalalabad.
"Went to Nelstan the other day"
"Fuckin unlucky mate"
by Nozzer August 25, 2006
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cuckoo's nest

I skipped right past the foreplay and put it right in the cuckoo's nest.
by Lloyd June 18, 2006
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Nestea Effect

When you want to get Fruitopia, but you accidentally press Nestea on the vending machine. Can apply to many different things, such as making a right when you were thinking of making a left, or circling answer B) when you were thinking of answer C.
Person A: Be right back, going to get a Fruitopia
*2 minutes later*
Person B: I thought you wanted a Fruitopia, that's a Nestea.
Person A: I was thinking Fruitopia but pressed Nestea. It's the Nestea Effect.
by jtam101 December 17, 2008
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Nestaron

A name of a powerful and devastating being. Known for being violent and heartless.
That dude should be called Nestaron. He's insane.
by D. Bones June 7, 2011
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Nested Kiss

1) A kiss that takes place during the release of of a hug.
2) A kiss that takes place directly after a hug, when your bodies part, but still when your heads are close together.
1)While I was hugging her I decided that this was my last chance to make a move, so I went for the nested kiss.

2) Nested kisses are the worst; I can't believe he landed a nested kiss on me.
by 11235813853211 November 24, 2011
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nesthead

A word used in st Helens to insult someone or to describe a persons haircut if they have bald patch
1) Hey Nathen, your hairstyle is a nesthead.

1) Hey rogers that is a fucking fat nesthead that!
by bluboy10 September 6, 2013
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