NASCAR

F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.

Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023

NASCAR Marathon

Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.

I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to

by searscadillac March 10, 2011

Nascarred

When the boy excitedly drives a Hot Wheels car across your butt crack like it's rainbow road. Using your underwear as a tunnel

I was trying to relax with my model cars, but she was horny. So I nascarred her.

by Hail and wail August 23, 2025

Nascar

where we like to go fast and we put it inner ass!!!! cousin shit

nascar

by Pimpdaddyk November 8, 2019

NASCAR

NASCAR is the greatest sport where talented drivers drive around ovals and road courses

Did you see the NASCAR race?

by bubba fan 23 February 10, 2022

NASCAR shirt

A shirt that’s supposed to be worn by true nascar fans but gen z have ruined it using it as a poser shirt like bass pro shops hats, band shirts, etc

Me: nice nascar shirt. Other person: thanks Me: how many wins does dale jr have? Other person: who is this dale jr person you’re talking about my name is lil Budweiser and I have a album called gass pro shops with a hit single called John Morris

by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022

NASCAR Soda

Cheap beer commonly consumed in large quantities at NASCAR events.

Beer used in drinking games; beer pong, rage cage, etc...

"Wow, this tastes like shit, must be that NASCAR Soda."

by Ceramic_Spent February 4, 2022