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Nascarred

When the boy excitedly drives a Hot Wheels car across your butt crack like it's rainbow road. Using your underwear as a tunnel
I was trying to relax with my model cars, but she was horny. So I nascarred her.
by Hail and wail August 23, 2025
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NASCAR

NASCAR is the greatest sport where talented drivers drive around ovals and road courses
Did you see the NASCAR race?
by bubba fan 23 February 10, 2022
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Nascar Syndrome

Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.

The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
by theslyon May 18, 2022
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NASCAR

F1's stupid youngest brother, fuck the france family, fuck segmented racing, fuck pocono for ruining the HighPoint.
Person: Oh boy, NASCAR's HighPoint 400 is very fun
972 cautions later: BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
by t0ph4t1 July 24, 2023
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NASCAR

NASCAR, or National Association for Stock Car Auto Racing is a "sport" where a bunch of hicks drive around in circles for hours on end. About 95% of NASCAR's audience are rednecks.
Hey der' berdy. You wanna watch some NASCAR and drink some beer?
by NotWhispy September 9, 2021
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Nascar

A sport where people turn left in circles
Person 1: "Did you see the Nascar race yesterday?"

Person 2: "Yeah Bro! They are so skilled when it comes to turning left!"
by yelover911 July 27, 2023
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nascar

nascar is boring my dood
by surrealix September 8, 2019
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