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Sylis is the most handsome man I have ever been with sylis if you see this I hope life is amazing for you love you- ur simp
WOW I LOVE SYLIS NAILS CAN I HAVE HIM?
by Ur simp<3 February 10, 2022
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happy nail

1. (n) a cheaply owned and operated nail salon.
2. (adj.) an ecstatic individual.
3. (n) an act of sexual intercourse that yielded pleasing results.

For definitions 2 and 3, increased repetition of the word happy or nail in succession of one another emphasizes their respective pleasantness. The repetition does not have to be in the correct order and either word can be omitted entirely as long as the amount of words in the phrase is equal to 2 or more.

Ex: Happy nail nail; happy happy happy; nail happy happy.
1. I got Sarah a gift card to the happy nail.
2. Jon was a happy nail after opening his birthday present.
3. That hot date last night ended in a happy happy nail.
by followtheleft December 25, 2022
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Rusty Nail

Popping a turd in the fridge to let it freeze and then using it as a dildo.
"Mate last week I froze one of my shites so I could rusty nail my new bird in the fanny".
by we_need_jesus September 20, 2017
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Gay nail

Having just one pinky fingernail painted
*sees someone with one pinky nail painted*
“Oh he’s gay, he has gay nail”
by 55gang December 26, 2021
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Nailed the coffin

When someone said the funny/joke/hillarious things about that person but they got offended instead
Jenny: I'm craving for milk
Jack: Wanna try my milk ? Pfft ~
John: hahaha,you nailed the coffin dude
by Sadasu January 30, 2017
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cutting nails

Someone cutting their nails to prevent them hurting their palm with their long nails ; probably because they’re nervous on something or try to coping with their anxiety attack
I cut my nails today. You should proud im cutting nails
by **•_•** July 20, 2021
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Nail chipper

An personl who has a job working in manual labor. An example of this job would be a gardener, landscaper, maid. Basically anybody who has jobs work working for some rich rich rich ass motherfuckers. Specifically jobs that may damage your hands, manual labor, any kind of shit job that a rich person would rather pay for than risk chipping a nail for.

The job needn't be labor intensive or difficult on your hands, & expands to any sort of blue collar job.

Not necessarily correlated with a low income job. An example would be a GM of a country club. Maybe this person even grew up in a upper-middle-class wealthy family but this dude works at a fucking club for some rich motherfuckers. He will always be polishing those shoes for a living, chipping those nails for those chipless, manicured, vanilla-smelling handed cake eaters.

Some nail chippers may even socialize with those who employ them such as a caddy shoe shiner maybe a Gourmet Chef that works for a rich family and Cooks their meals all fucking day I do probably make a lot of money probably won't go to Starbucks and probably probably bougois, maybe a yuppy.

I found it nail chippers gravitate towards cake eaters specifically due to the consistency of work cake eaters demand( companies that do landscaping snow shoveling Christmas light decorating.

Ironically, nail clippers maybe even called upon to the cake eaters home for a special manicure pedicure.
Hello Meredith hello chadsworth. Sorry to ask such a question would you have a recommendation for a good nail chipper? We can't seem to get hours to fold the children's sheets properly and I'll be damned spend the first half hour of my morning listening to our current nail chipper talk about how our kids couldn't sleep cuz she can't learn how to fold the fucking sheets properly.

Yeah man there's no way I'm going to go to work for a fucking employer that gives me a drug screen. I don't mind running around chipping nails for a buck.

I don't care how much they're going to pay me !

Dude, will be making like 200 Grand a year being a manager at the Snack

Shack at the Country Club! Are you crazy!

Brah, I wouldn't Brown cake eaters for a career if they guaranteed Lady Gaga would give me a blowjob every morning after my bowl of Fruity Pebbles.
by rockynugs November 30, 2018
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