Running 105 laps of the local quarter mile track. Possibly the least pleasant way to spend an afternoon.
I'll bet a NASCAR marathon on this - if the Patriots lose, I'll run a hundred and five laps, if they win, you have to
by searscadillac March 10, 2011
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Get the NASCAR mug.A place with pedophiles, racists, and trolls. Also a place where you can't have an opinion, and people starting drama.
by colecusterfan41 May 11, 2022
Get the NASCAR Twitter mug.A shirt that’s supposed to be worn by true nascar fans but gen z have ruined it using it as a poser shirt like bass pro shops hats, band shirts, etc
Me: nice nascar shirt. Other person: thanks Me: how many wins does dale jr have? Other person: who is this dale jr person you’re talking about my name is lil Budweiser and I have a album called gass pro shops with a hit single called John Morris
by Nascarfan2007 September 18, 2022
Get the NASCAR shirt mug.Noun. A disorder of the mind characterized by symptoms including but not limited to: Driving too fast, blocking other cars from passing, rage when being passed, the delusion that everyone on the road is trying to race you, driving too close to leading cars, etc.
The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
The cause of Nascar Syndrome is not entirely known, some data indicate potential hereditary markers due to the proliferation of the condition in certain locales like Florida and Illinois, but it is clear that it can be transmitted socially as well.
I swear officer, I don't have road rage, it's just my Nascar Syndrome. "if you're not first, you're last!"
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