eat my ass 

Put your tongue in my shitty asshole and wiggle it around till I cum on the bed where you sleep at night

Please "eat my ass" tonight while we have sex.

eat my ass by Assfuckingisgood November 16, 2016

Tits-in-my-ass

To be bothered, or to be in a bad situation. Tits-in-my-ass is used to express anger. Similar the word "fuck", except it provides more syllables for the user to scream it out in anger, allowing them to yell it for a longer periods of time.

1. "Tits-in-my-ass!"
2. "She is some major tits-in-my-ass"
3. "What's wrong dude?" "man, i have some major tits-in-my-ass"
4. "I just failed my math test... Tits-in-my-ass!"
5. "I just got cock-blocked! Tits-in-my-ass"
6. "I broke up with her, but she thinks were are still dating... tits-in-my-ass!"

Tits-in-my-ass by wookie4747 April 6, 2009

Shit My Ass

v. - This phrase can be used in almost any situation, ranging from extreme disgust in one's self, to having a high chlorine level in a pool, or to having a very eldery motorist slowing down traffic ahead. This phrase can be used in a sentence all by itself, or it can be said right in the middle of other words in the same sentence.

Tony: "C'mon ya old bag! She's gotta be going the same way i'm going! Go right on shit my ass red! I'm in a hurry to make signs for the field days!"

Larry: "The chlorine is too high, we can't open the pool today."
Tony: "Shit my ass, just tell the kids to not open their eyes."

Shit My Ass by HeadPoolieInCharge June 30, 2010

picks my ass 

To intentionally irritate, or annoy.

My little brother rats on me for everything. He really picks my ass

picks my ass by bobistheowl October 19, 2013

Shove it up my ass 

Shoving whatever i can find up my asd hole to give me pleasure

I have a stick so shove it up my ass

Shove it up my ass by Shove it up my ass July 25, 2016

Dick in my ass 

The phrase " dick in my ass" is to be used when someone is upset.

Hayden: Hey Cole, did you text the squad to tell them we were here?

Cole: Oh, dick in my ass! Sorry man, I forgot.

Dick in my ass by SharkishaMicheleQuan November 3, 2016

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass 

An expression of utter disbelief at how messed up a situation has become. Note there is an ASL sign for this term. With your left hand hold your index and middle fingers down with all other fingers curled up, a sort of upside down peace sign. with your right hand make the same sign with the fingers pointing up, but together. With an arcing swing, bring the right fingers into the "crotch" of the left fingers "legs". Then with both hands still locked, shake them briefly as you move them from left to right, as if the figure was running backwards, with the chainsaw still stuck in its ass.

Well, just fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass.

Fuck me running backwards with a chainsaw up my ass by Skandranon July 19, 2011