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Three Musketeers

A sexual act where three males insert their penises into one woman's vagina or mouth. As they "cross swords" they shout "ALL FOR ONE AND ONE FOR ALL". Can also be performed orally between 4 gay males.
by wandmore March 17, 2007
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Flesh Musket

your mom got my flesh musket in her brown eye
by RP McMurphey November 16, 2003
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Masker

Someone who is of an extreme Liberal point of view and who has elevated COVID-19 prevention or mitigation to the point of a religious persuasion as a measure of political correctness, like they have become a zealot and judge and shame others for their “lesser” measures and difference of opinion. A Masker uses COVID-19 prevention to make a display of their extreme Liberal persuasion and self-defined political correctness, especially for others to see. Reference COVIDIAN as a similar term.
“Look at those two MASKERS! They just commented to that guy because he pulled his mask down in public to take a drink of coffee!” Or, “I wash my hands frequently and wear a mask, but I'm not going all MASKER and posting on social media about how we should be keeping the mask on even while driving solo!" Or, "Dude! Why you going all MASKER on me just because I don't agree with your opinion on the 2nd Amendment!"
by Spanky1968 September 28, 2020
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congo musket

When one defacates into someone's mouth, and fucks it down their throat with their member.
"Dude, did you see the tits on that shit last night?"

"No, but I saw my shit on her tits! Hahahaha! Then my shit had a conga line down her throat when I gave her the congo musket!"
by Moses The Feely May 3, 2006
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Muster

A person, usually a man or boy, who is so broke they got no money or weed. So they scrape bowls, save peoples roaches, and basically try to muster up what ever they possibly can to get high.
"Man.... back in 1994, there were a lot of "muster" ass bitches."

or

"That dude Ben" he is a real "Muster."
by crabbie420 November 14, 2012
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got musked!

Foolishly believing in random information given out by Elon Musk.

As we all know, Elon Musk told a lot of things in the past and today we understand that most was simply for marketing purposes and to raise stock prices.

He often manages to illude people by only giving out the most juicy parts.

Eg.
Elon Musk: "Model 3 motor & gearbox still in good condition after driving 1M miles. Designed for ultra high endurance."

Our imagination translates this into a car which will last for 1 million miles. However the fact is that any similar part can last forever in a very well oiled environment because the friction is near to none. We should be careful to not get musked in future.
Elon Musk: Am considering taking Tesla private at $420. Funding secured.
Short Seller: I got musked!
by reality_one October 19, 2018
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musterbate

(v.) To stimulate oneself or one's partner to the point of ejaculation of mustard.
Oh prease, it's time I musterbate in the bathroom, with the lotion
by TheLoudestFan March 4, 2009
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